Hey there everyone! I'm a fellow gamer nerd that enjoys Nintendo products! Well, let me tell you guys a bit about myself... I have the mentality of an 8 year old, which explains my enjoyment of Nintendo games, such as: Pokemon, Kirby, Bomberman and Megaman! Although I suffer from such a disability, I'm physically 18 and still find girls very attractive (hence why I only want girls to read this message). I don't have a girlfriend because I spend all my time playing with my Wii, or as I like to call it "spanking the Mankey"! Clever? I know! Nintendo games like Kirby are my favourite though as they remind me of when I was just a naive baby. I mean, seriously... a game plot that involves recovering a stolen piece of pie. I once called the cops because someone stole my piece of pie at a Christmas party once and I was fined. So don't always believe video game stories guys! I will still never live that moment down, nor will the girl I like who shortly after filed a restraining order against me. Coming to think about it... That's all I've got to say!

welcome
sorry but to disappoint u but im a guy
but ull fit right in

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We have very little girls Monkey. Very little.

The Facebook page has more though. About 34% of the fans are in fact female. But I feel like a creep pointing out that data point.

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Now you can luxuriate in some other forum, but if your hand touches the caps lock key, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

Lol. Indeed David. I think you already told me that. What's the female percentage in here David?

Welcome to the forums!

Why, it's over 9000 of course.

What?! 9,000?! That's impossible!!!

I'm sorry. It had to be said.

Quite frankly, I love that internet meme.

none of the 3 girls on the forums have replied. lol 3

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