This is the second version of my work in progress: Portal Still Alive 3DS Parody. It is about the fact that I cannot afford a 3DS so I wrote a song about it. When I get a 3DS I will write another song with the same base song just the lyrics will be about how the 3DS is. Here it is so far, hope you like it!


This was no triumph.
I'm making a note here: Length and width.
It's hard to overstate my need for depth.
Nintendo 3DS
We pay for games
because we must.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are me.
But there's no sense crying over 3D stuff.
You just keep on paying till you run out of duff.
And the gaming gets done.
And you have a little fun.
For the people with a 3DS.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you stole my money.
And abused it.
And tore it to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I needed a 3DS!
Now these learnt lessons make a beautiful pie.
And we're out of 3DS’s.
We're not receiving on time.
So I'm GLaD the money got burned.
Think of all the things I’ve learned
for the people with a 3DS.
Go ahead and show off.
I think I prefer 2D gaming.
Maybe you'll burn your eyes with that thing…
Maybe tomorrow!
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this depth is great.
Except it doesn’t exist!
Look at me still talking
when there's money to make.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I didn’t pay.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people with a 3DS.
And believe me I have a 3DS.
I'm playing 3D because I have a 3DS.
I feel FANTASTIC and I have a 3DS.
While yours is bricking I’ll have a 3DS.
And when yours is bricked I’ll have a 3DS.
3DS.
3DS.

Any suggestions on changing a little bit of it?

Oook.
Pretty Rayundum.

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