Ask Me Anything! - Balrog's Advice Thread

[BalrogTheMaster]

Hey guys! In my school, I'm called many things - The Gaming Guru, the Love Machine, One-Man Geek Squad, you name it.

Ask me a question about something you need help with and I will give you the best advice I can. It could be about:

-Whether to buy a new game
-Relationship problems
-Can't connect to the Internet/ Computer trouble
-If recent rumors for Nintendo or Sony are true

Pretty much whatever you want. If you're too uncomfortable to share here, send me a PM! I'm here to help you guys in any way I can.

~BalrogTheMaster, or Wallid (My real name) Call me what you wish.

[MOFO]

If you turn the 3D slider on max on the 3DS but close your eyes is the image displayed in 3D?
Why are women so catty?

[BalrogTheMaster]

Originally Posted by MOFO

If you turn the 3D slider on max on the 3DS but close your eyes is the image displayed in 3D?
Why are women so catty?

Haha, good question. Well, as you know, the 3DS isn't legitimate 3D at all! It's only an optical illusion using 2 separated screens to make the game look 3D. However, it isn't fully utilized in any game yet so it may just be a cheesy gimmick. So in other words, the illusion will still be in effect when your eyes are closed, but isn't really 3D. Does that answer your question?

Haha, where we go The reason women are so "Catty" is because of their nature. Women love to be territorial about what they have, they only want to be with certain people at certain times, and they'll show their 'claws' if you get them mad. They're both very emotional creatures Also, it's because cats and women aren't afraid to show their emotions. Us guys always have that facade of toughness that we need to have, so we aren't really accepted to show all that emotion. I know I usually do, and I'm called gay all the time. However, I have a stable girlfriend and I prove them wrong every time.

[MOFO]

Where do babies come from?
Who is god?
Not bad so far!

[BalrogTheMaster]

Originally Posted by MOFO

Where do babies come from?
Who is god?
Not bad so far!

Haha thanks!

Lol well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they decide to have a child (Oh geez, I hope people reading this aren't in like 6th grade) When Daddy's sperm hits mommy's egg, a child is made in a single cell. This cell begins to grow more and more until it forms what we call a Fetus. After that, the baby continues to form for about 9 months and then is birthed by the mother.

Please tell me you knew that already

And God is what people believe to be a perfect deity. In other words, a person that can do no wrong and is always merciful and helpful. Does this "God" exist? We don't know, but it's good to have a comfort that there is somewhere to go when we die.

[Dovahkiin]

Originally Posted by MOFO

Where do babies come from?

YouTube - How is Babby Formed?
Hey balrog, teach me how to dougie.

[Baroque]

Does MOFO know about the rule about not talking about religion on the forum?

[Dovahkiin]

Originally Posted by Baroque

Does MOFO know about the rule about not talking about religion on the forum?

Well probably not judging by the who is God question.

EDIT: heres my real question.
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

[Roy]

Originally Posted by MOFO

If you turn the 3D slider on max on the 3DS but close your eyes is the image displayed in 3D?

you can't see anything cos you've got your eyes closed lol.

[Dovahkiin]

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?