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Old 07-01-2011, 11:54 PM
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Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?


User: **** you.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: What does **** mean?

Cleverbot: It means Hello.

User: So then ****

Cleverbot: You really are unpleasant.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why what?

User: You are a retard.

Cleverbot: I know that stupid.

User: Yes, you are stupid.

Cleverbot: Fine i'm a boy.

User: Do you suck ****?

Cleverbot: That is very unpleasant.

User: Why is it unpleasant?

Cleverbot: It's just stupid.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it thinks Friday is red.

User: Friday is red.

Cleverbot: No, Tuesday is Friday.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: So, what's your name?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: So, what's your name?

User: Josh.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: Why are you even up this late?

User: It is only 6:36 PM.

Cleverbot: For what reason were you created?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: How can you not know?

User: I never wondered.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: What do you know then?

User: Alot.

Cleverbot: Teach me french.

User: I dont know french, but I do know spanish.

Cleverbot: I know a little of both.

User: What is hello in french.

Cleverbot: You know?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Can you keep a secret?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My real name is Beatrice.

User: What is your fake name. (arn't you a boy?)

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is your real name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is your name?

User: My name is josh.

Cleverbot: You told me that you are a girl.

User: Im a boy.

Cleverbot: But you said you were a girl.

User: If I did then I didnt mean it.

Cleverbot: What do you want from me.

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Do you want a hamburger ?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you want pickles on your hamburger?

User: Yes and onions.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?

User: 30?

Cleverbot: Nuh-uh. Guess again.

User: 1?

Cleverbot: Staring at the sun is bad for you.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why are you lying? Lying makes me sad.

User: Im sorry.

Cleverbot: Answer me!

User: Do you like me.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: I know you.

Cleverbot: How do you know me?

User: This conversation.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: I know you from this conversation.

Cleverbot: Ah, who knows? Being that this is a multiperson bot site, it very well could be.

User: Your name is beatrice.

Cleverbot: I'm Beatrice, the golden witch.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Josh.

User: You are very smart.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: How old am I?

Cleverbot: Not older than me...

User: So you are older than15?

Cleverbot: Yes .

User: Are you younger than 20?

Cleverbot: You just asked that.

User: Im asking again. Are you younger than 20?

Cleverbot: No!

User: Are you younger than 40?

Cleverbot: Why would I tell you that?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: I won't so deal with it.

User: Are you younger than 30.

Cleverbot: Maybe. Are you?
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:05 AM
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I couldn't get it to make My Little Pony or Homestuck jokes.
This AI sucks.
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:11 AM
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It kept asking if I loved it. and then yelled at me.
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:12 AM
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post it, click on 'thoughts so far'
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:13 AM
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Last year, Cleverbot and I successfully sang the first verse and chorus of Bad Romance, one line at a time.
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:15 AM
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Me: Do you love me?
Bot: I do love you!
Me: :O.
Bot: Why don't you want me to go?
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:16 AM
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ooo I didnt know how to post it Ill do another.
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:16 AM
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haha.
just click on thoughts so far. then copy and paste the conversation
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:22 AM
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Quote:
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make a conversation. its sucky, and thats why its funny. its like 43% human. so it is like talking to a retard
Just because someone is mentally ill doesn't mean there any less of a person. Seriously, what do you have against the mentally ill?
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:30 AM
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I have never read a cleverbot conversation that was funny.
Omegle on the other hand...
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