Santa Claus actually existed?

On a side note, what do you think is going to happen with Global Warming and the melting of the North Pole? What do you think is going to be the new home of Santa? I personally think they could pull off him living in China. You know, with the whole, "Made in China" sticker on a lot of things.

I don't wish he actually existed because he does exist.

If the North Pole were to melt than I think he should move to a jungle. No one would find him there.

How old are you? ^

Troll threads are unacceptable on this site. How else would presents appear underneath my tree every year? And what about letters signed from Santa? Are you aware that forgery is illegal? If it was anybody other than Santa, a whole bunch of people would get arrested.

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SRT is like the rebellious 12 year old. Confused about his sexuality, gets mad at his parents and leaves the house for a couple of hours claiming he's never coming back.

20, I don't see what's the problem in believing something that others don't. If I remember correctly there is another thing people believe in that others don't. Doesn't it start with a G. Oh well can't remember.

No.

I don't want a weird old man breaking into my house, eating my cookies, and drinking all of my milk.

Wait... he doesn't...? Lies!
Also, it doesn't matter where he lives because he ditched his sleigh for a portal gun years ago. Although I say he should move somewhere nice down South... like Canada.

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He's non-existant?

Thanks for ruining my childhood memories. lol

Of course Santa exists, him and Don Unicorn run the Illuminati.

What's Don Unicorn?