so excited im goin 2 japan tommorow (june third, friday) sooo HAPPY gunna c my bestest frends in da whole wide world!!!!! and im gunaa c my awesum grandparents but my grandpa is goin on a buisness trip i speak japanese and english!!!!!! i dont no all da japanese yet but im gettin close (not really there is alot 2 learn espescially if ur mom cant speak very good english) soo yea hard time 4 me and alot uv ppl who hav japanese moms but no fluent english.......BUT anywho happy here @ my house but sooooo bored i type alot 2 pass da time by sooo if u wunt 2 conversate wit me just post on one uv my threads i hav made (bcoz i wuz bored D) soo i wont be bored and typing threads all day ttyl xD

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anybody here who is japanese american?

*I'm
*Gonna
*See
*Best
*The
*Awesome
*Going
*Business
*Know
*Getting
*To
*Your
*Can't
*Yeah
*For
*Of
*People
*Have
*At
*Want
*With
*Because
*Talk to you later

I'm a Japanese American. We should totally have a conversation in Engrish.

The only word he can spell properly is poop.

who? (urrg y cant we just type wuteva and be dun) r u more fluent in japanese or english?

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btw im a gurl and srry if u cant read it i just type words in the smallest form possible )

Okay, I didn't bother to read that horrible OP, but your username is awesome.

lol i made it upp xD

Your brain must be poop too, that's the most worse paragraph I have ever seen.

Well, it's the best I read.

Shush yo yap! You don't say "the most worse" just say "worst". Unless if you did it for the lulz, then in that case... "Go Heeeaaaadd wit yo bad seeelf!"

I smell a trollolol.