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| So I went inside and got a big rubber ball. Started throwing it up in the tree to try to knock the plane down. And guess what happened? The ball got stuck probably twelve feet up. So what do I do now? "Duhh." I said to myself. "It's a wallnut tree throw some wallnuts at it" After a few tries I managed to knock the ball down. So I continued throwing it up in the tree. Untill it got stuck again! This time only about ten feet up. But it was wedged in a "Y" shaped branch. Than I went to get a long stick. And.......it's too short. I try throwing the stick and using it to shake the branch. Nothing worked. So I go to the gerage and get a step-ladder. This should make me tall enough to reach the ball with the stick. On my way back with the ladder I notice a dead branch ready to spear someone hanging out of the tree my ball and plane are stuck in. I decide to hit it down with my stick. And I broke about a foot off my stick! Now it's too short. I cant reach the ball. Well, by now the plane had fallen down to about the same level as the ball. Then I had another "Duhh" moment. The dead branch that was stuck in the tree was long enough to reach both the ball and the plane without the step-ladder. My broken stick was still long enough to reach the dead branch so I managed to get it down and used it to get my ball and my plane back. So after forty-five minutes of throwing a big rubber ball, wallnuts and sticks into a tree. I finally got my plane back. I tried to throw it but, guess what? My arm is too sore to throw any more. THE END. This is a true story and I hope this made you laugh. This only happened to me about a half hour ago. I find it funny becuase everything that could go wrong, pretty mouch did. Feel free to share your own cartoon like experiences!
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Lmao, it was like a hugely avoidable fail. Just ask your parents to spot you with the ladder and climb up. But it was funny, though.
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I'm glad someone likes it. It was completely avoidable. Looking back I did everything wrong. I should have gotten the ladder and stick first.
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Hahaha. What a story, Mark.
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Lawl! Epic story! That happened to me once. But it wasn't a kite... It was a Pokémon Card... Threw a Hot Wheels car at it, that got stuck. It only took me 25 minutes though. But, once I got it down, it was ripped and it was a Trainer's Card... Sad.
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| O hai doggy, hows you sex life My experience would be owning my weirdo dogs.
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How old are you ?
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Haha nice. Next time, just get a shotgun. |
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Cool story bro. I remember once I tried to launch my sisters toy bears up to our 2 story deck with a metal dolley. I failed like, 6 times so I just threw the bear up there and yelled for my mom. She wondered how the heck this happened, I said I launched it up there with the dolley. She told me how I did it, I was like, "I took my foot and shoved it into the flat part like dis, an-" BAM. the top of the dolley went straight into the side of my head, I freaked. My sister laughed so I punched her into a mud puddle. It was funny until I noticed I had a huge bump on the side of my head for the next 3 weeks. lesson learned. DON'T LIE ABOUT STUFFS. That goes for dolleys too.
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