I saw the thread about a person having to write a report. I did a nintendo related Poem. I would have given a link to a pdf but my handwriting is sloppy so here it goes:

Nintendo

Nintendo, or could I say Wintendo
Started as a card Company
then took a new venture
in a gaming adventure

Tri-force, a new kind of guy
Mario a great character
Iwata head of it all
Nintendo you got great people

Started with the NES
With all that money could have much PEZ
went mobile with the Game boy
And a DS to upgrade the fun

In 2006 came motion with the wii
After that came more DS's by Nintendo
Then in 2011 went to 3d no glasses
Nintendo your so great

If by any chance a Ms. Woodruff is out there...she assigned something worth it

It doesn't really rime...

it didnt have to...i had no other real ideas so i did a tiny bit.

I the one writing the paper... But great poem... BTW its spelled rhyme...

Please critique my Nintendo haiku...

Heroic plumber,
Collecting stars and mushrooms.
Fanboys go apesh!t

Awesome!

Poems don't have to rhyme. Also, all rhyme aren't the end sounds. Rhyming can be anywhere in a poem (assonance, consonance, alliteration, ect).

Harry hit Henry hard. <-- That's a rhyme.

No that's a sentence... Wait...

Not really Nintendo related, but:

How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.

My Comp II teacher taught me that.

Yupp, and an alliteration.

Sony is stupid
Microsoft always failing
Nintendo will save

Still non nintendo related but
haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
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