What are your most memorable/funniest stories?They can be about games, or just personal stories.
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i was in my house , then i wen to my mother's house ....

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Once me and my friend where in mcdonalds and these kids wouldn't shut up so i Yelled as loud as i could and as high pitched as i could and they shut up...Fast!

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O_O! that is too embarrassing to be done!

Cool Story: So earlier today I'm playing pool on OMGPOP, right? So I take a turn, hitting one ball, opponent takes a turn, hitting one ball, and the when my turn comes, I knock all the balls in and finish the turn.

And then a Skeleton Popped out

"Once there was an ugly barnacle... He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end."
jk


On topic:
Well, I remember that one time my friend and I were at a circus and then a clown came to us and said hi, then my friend kicked him in the nuts and ran away screaming in terror. I felt so bad for the clown, but I was laughing so hard when that happened.

I was being stupid and was messing around with this dolley when i grabbed one of my sisters bears and chucked him up to our deck, then I yelled for my mom, she came out and saw the bear and asked how he got up there. I said I flung him up there with the dolley (which i was lieing about...) and she asked me to demenstrate how i did it. I then shoved my foot into the flat part of the dolley and banged myself in the forehead. My sister was laughing so i kicked her down.

As for everyone elses stories:

I can totally see masturbation related stories popping up here. Mods beware.

On that note, I have no awesome or memorable stories that aren't under-18 appropriate.

WTF? I don't see why you would want to tell somebody on the internet when you touch yourself.