The weird dreams thread

[raney150]

Have you ever had a weird dream? Well post it here lol.

I'll start it off. One time I had a dream that a bug killed a horse (which was really a unicorn). Then the bug was taken to court and I was it's lawyer. I defended the bug saying "how many times do horses kill bugs? They never get taken to court. Now that a bug has killed a horse he is taken to court. I insist you think of that jury".

I won the case and the dream ended

[BonBon]

I had a dream that I was in the jury for a trial regarding an insect murdering a mare.
The defense won the case by pointing out the hypocrisy in the sentence.

[MOFO]

I don't even remember the last time I had/remembered my dream... I know how sad.
My dream player must be broken.

[samjuggles]

I had a weird dream where my cat Captain Meow Meow could talk and he asked me if he could go outside...our conversation as I remember it:

You're too fat, if I let you outside you'd cause earthquakes!
That's stupid, if I caused earthquakes then why aren't their earthquakes right now?
Because, you fatso, you're too lazy to cause earthquakes 'cause you're fat.

and then he lost his human speaking ability and started meowing at the door to go outside. After that, I fell asleep on the floor and when I woke up, I was on a plane over a forest and for some reason I was eating spicy nachos and dancing to Ain't Nothing Wrong With That....weird.

[DrugsIsBad]

the only nightmare I remember having:

my older and younger brothers got lost (and I guess eventually died) when they went to the mountains to...-you guessed it- play soccer (that was the weird part but I shall keep going)
for some reasons that I can't remember (I was in probably 2nd grade when I had this dream) my other three siblings- my two sisters and my twin brother- had disappeared
my twin and I shared a room and I was on the top bunk in our bunk bed so in the dream I was lying in my room alone at night and I heard an organ playing, it sounded like it was coming from the empty bottom bunk, I look down there and there was was ghostly figure sitting there, I then woke up, and , being a small child, I sat there thinking that had all just happened in reality...until my brother got out of his bed to go pee

[Coller23]

dancing leopluradon with a top hat next to a megalodon with a cane and a top hat while there fighting.....all that needs to be said.

[allroundgamer]

Dreaming of falling down in a cliff and be awoken up with a jolt.

[Roy]

Weird dream 1: I was in the forest and I walked over to discover Simon cowell and dome X Factor person singing. Behind Simon there was a wall and I climbed over. There were three guys, one holding onto a huge rope swing. I asked if I could have a go and I jumped and grabbed it with my hands. I went stupidly quickly and was about thirty metres up.
Then I let go.
(aaaaagghh)
I flew into the ground and woke up.

[ricarleite]

These are pretty weird: Slow Wave

[Lachster]

my weirdest dream well felt normal at first... but then as I was watching t.v. (as a little child) I turned to the front door and a massive orange spider was just sitting there. O.O
then randomly my mum came and killed it with a broom.