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Granted. But thanks to your superior intellect, you start looking down on all your loved ones and in turn they start to resent you. One day they cant take it anymore and they all leave you and you're forced to spend the rest of your life in solitude. I wish I was bald.
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Granted, but your head, being pale, could not withstand the intense sun rays. Your scalp burns to a crisp, and you have to wear hats forever.
I wish I could time travel.
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I win this little encounter Isam.
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Granted, but nothing happens because you already are time traveling.
I wish I could survive any electric shock.
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Granted, but then you become rubber and everyone thinks your a freak


I wish Baroque would stuck on an island and only have sea water and year bad bananas to eat and drink.
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Granted, but you're there with him.

I wish for more wishes.

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Granted but those wishes are more corrupted than that one

I wish i was well known...but not by killing people
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Old 01-02-2011, 02:25 AM
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Granted. But you are known for being the first victim of a brutal serial killer. I wish I was in Japan.
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Granted but all the anime and game companies relocated to Norway.

I wish Nintendo was ran by a deranged orangutan.
Old 01-02-2011, 05:40 AM
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Granted. But the deranged orangutan is actually an evil genius and he starts charging double the current price for games. By the way, I don't wanna go to Japan for anime and games. I wanna go for the maid cafe's. I wish I had a katana.
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Granted, unfortunately it's been plunged into your lung by a disgruntled waitress in a maid outfit.

I wish i had one of those fancy grandfather clocks.
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Granted but it falls down on you and crushes your bones.
I wish I could swim on land.
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Well done itory, well done. You are the first person to actually make a good corruption.
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Well done itory, well done. You are the first person to actually make a good corruption.
I do what i can.
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By the way, Granted. But so can sharks and one of them eats you. I wish I had my own record player.
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granted, but you can only own one record. I wish for the 3ds ( pretty model included )
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Granted. But the cost of up-keep of said pretty model causes you to go bankrupt. I wish I had I was in Akihabara.
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Granted but you lose all your money. I wish Skyward Sward was out and I had it.
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Granted but you only get the box. I wish I had the power of the FALCON PAWNCH!
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granted but you can only pawnch yourself
i wish that my best friend never ended the friendship or broke my heart (try corrupting that one with absolutely no guilt at all)
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granted but he comes back and annoys the hell out of you

i wish dog and me could FALCON PAWNCH our enemies!
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You forget Mr. Pat. That I have no place in my heart for such sentimentality. Granted. But.....just kidding. I can't do that to you.
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granted but they dont die
i wish that super mario would realise my best friend was a girl
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Granted. But she still annoys the heck out of you. I wish I had I had another hermit crab.
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Granted, but this one was feisty and kept trying to hurt you.
I wish I was the daughter of whoever owns Nintendo.
Old 01-03-2011, 02:42 AM
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Its Satoru Iwata. Granted. But he secretly hates video games and thus he doesn't allow you to have any. I wish I had two dollars.
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Granted, but inflation occured and your $2 is worth a quarter.
I wish I could join Gary and Alison on Nintendo Week.
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granted but they plan and execute an murder plot against you
i wish that there would be demos for the 3ds already
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Granted. But there already are so you just wasted a wish. I wish I could host my own website for free that isn't .webs.com.
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Granted but it's .wordpress.com
I wish I had an HDTV.
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Granted, but you had to sell half your games for it.
I wish I won a contest for a free 3DS.
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granted but its also "free" of its internal components... so its just the shell.

I wish I was reading all the CES info right now.
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Granted. But all the major developers have dropped out so there is nothing interesting. I wish it had my own site that wasn't .webs, or .wordpress. Just .com.
Old 01-04-2011, 05:27 PM
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Granted, except its just a text document with "Baroque.com" as the title.

I wish Harvey Birdman had another season.
Old 01-04-2011, 08:25 PM
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Me too. But still. Granted. But its made by a different company and they ruin it. I wihs I knuew hau tuo spehl.
Old 01-05-2011, 04:58 AM
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Granted, but you moved to another country and had to learn a new language.
I wish my family was more fun.
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Granted. But their new found funess makes you seem boring by comparison and they don't hang out with you anymore. I wish I had a computer.
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Granted, but the computer can't support internet service.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted. But then aliens see our peace as a sign of weakness and they descend on Earth to kill us all. I wish I could read.
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Granted

I wish the 3ds has amazing internet
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Granted but it was a toy one that only sang "Old Mcdonald"

I wish the 3ds has amazing internet
Two words: EPIC FAIL.
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Two words: EPIC FAIL.
Just play the game.


Granted but its uses an even longer character string for its friend codes.

I wish for unlimited money.
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Granted. But your children and grandchildren become rich spoiled jerks that only care about you dying in order to inherit you fortune and you die a miserable lonely old man. I wish Tumor would be able to leave Afghanistan and go to the place of his choosing.
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I like that wish.. .Granted...without corruption, because I CAN! wuahahaha...

Yeah I wish I could leave right now. couple weeks to go.

I wish that whatever Baroque wishes for next, comes true.
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Granted. But Baroque wishes to be dropped in a pit full of snakes. HAHAHAHA!!!! Wait... OH NOEZ!!!! I wish I knew why Tumor is in Afghanistan.
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Granted, fighting the "war on terror"

I wish I had a penny.
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Granted, fighting the "war on terror"

I wish I had a penny.
Granted but it's so old and corrupted so nobody takes it for money.

I wish that people would start having better wishes
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Granted. They all wish for your death. I wish I had a time traveling Delorean.
Old 01-05-2011, 07:18 PM
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Granted but someone but you come face to face with your future self causing a parodox and destorying the universe

i wish that back to the future ended in part two ( before all that cowboy crap )
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Granted, Marty is stuck in 1955, and Doc is stuck in 1885, FOREVER! Good job!

I wish that I had a hoverboard
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Granted, except it's stuck in the middle of a lake and YOU NEED MORE POWER.

I wish Apple was called Pomegranate so I can have an iPom.
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granted but "Pomegranate" crashes and burns

I wish I had time to get a job
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Granted But your a job was a GarbageMan
I wish for a PONY!!!!!
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granted but it dies
i wish afterdark realized garbagemen make bank in new york where drugisbad is being stationed in the garbageman corps lol
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granted but i dont have a clue what u just said!!! XD

I wish I could FALCON PAWNCH, FALCON KICK, and thunder knee anyone but my self
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granted but you can only do it to loved ones and i was just joking because NY City Garbagemen make a lot of money
i wish i had an extra 50 bucks at launch
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granted but a bully kicks ur ballz and steals it. P.S. I said i wanted to do it to anyone

i wish i could get the smuggled 3ds's back, give them to the company, be a hero, and be friends with my idols of nintendo of japan

granted but a bully kicks ur ballz and steals it. P.S. I said i wanted to do it to anyone

i wish i could get the smuggled 3ds's back, give them to the company, be a hero, and be friends with my idols of nintendo of japan
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granted but they start to get annoyed of you and bury you alive
I wish for a set of Hanafuda cards made by Nintendo back when they started
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granted but they were used for toilet paper back in those days so u got 10 covered in poop!
i wish i could lik a lemon loli pop on a lonely lendsday afternoon
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granted but its so sour you pucker in on yourself
i wish that i had card poop remover
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granted but u find out its not ordinary poop but horse poop then u flinch and drop the poop end of the cards on the furniture, ur mom got mad and beat u with a shovel till u pooped blood making a red and brown mark on ur church pants.

I wish I could have rootbeer from the nicest rootbeer place ever
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granted but you get one taste you get addicted and the place shuts down
i wish super mario realised i am around animals all the time so horse crap doesnt bother me
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granted but i lied it was ur grandpas poop from when he was a kid

i wish god let me have the best weapon in the world to use againsts others besides me my family and friends
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granted but you lose it and cannot find it
i wish i went back to the 1800's when nintendo started BEFORE MY GRANDPA WAS born and be in japan to get some cards than have a time machine and come back to the day the 3ds releases
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granted but the story manager dropped it by the bottom of the leggings of his pants and he started having the squirts so it started running down his pants and diaria flooded the cards and the got all wrinckley and smelly and u threw up on the cards from the smell then he threw up in ur face and u started to have a throw up fight!

I wish wendy's double burger with lettuce tomatos onions ketchup musterd pickles a medium chocolate frosty and not fries cuz i only like tht from mcdonalds and thts the only thing i like from mcdonalds besides mcflurries and drinks

to come to me so i can eat/drink it
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granted but that wish made no sense to the corrupted genie so you got nothing
i wish that you would stop being so gross super mario
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granted but it becomes ungranted back fires and u get diariaed like when u get slimed on nickolodeon

i wish i had a burger on a plate with homemade fries and i want it in 10 seconds
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granted but they suck and you throw up
and i wish a mod would put a stop to super mario's potty humor
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Granted, but i lied about granting it and take a joke. I wish the next person has the squirts on the person b4 me
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Granted....but they dont work....i wish i had nothing
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granted you died from nothing because you didn't wish anything
I wish i had a sharingan
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granted but when you try to use it you use up all your chakra and die

I wish I could travel to japan
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Granted, but you are forced to stay in the hotel the whole time you are there.

I wish the games we actually wanted for 3DS will be launch titles.
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granted but by launch titles they misunderstood and launched all the copies in to space millions of light years from earth.

4 the person who wanted the cards from the 1800's I wish i went back in time with you and gave you a 3DS but then you turn it on and 3D diaria splats in your face! Merry Xmas!

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granted but the time machine brought you to the caveman age
i wish link would give me his master sword
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Granted but you had no skill and therefore, died futilely.
I wish I could speak Japanese and Chinese.

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granted but everyone else speaks russian
I wish that I had a lamp, and in that lamp was a fresh buttered toasted chocolate chip waffle with syrup

granted but everyone else speaks russian
I wish that I had a lamp, and in that lamp was a fresh buttered toasted chocolate chip waffle with syrup
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Granted. But you suddenly become allergic to flour products. I wish that Martha Stewart 3DS wasn't so awesome.
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Granted, it's even more awesome.

I wish i could remember the name of this song stuck in my head.
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Granted , the song name stuck on your head but your got amnesia from car accident and you forget that song name again.

I wish 3ds could have soma bringer sequal.

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Granted, it's even more awesome.
That doesn't corrupt my wish. Also Granted. But it turns into the worst game ever.
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Granted, but it turns out to not be a martha stewert game, instead its a port of the ET game on atari, hahahahahaaha

i wish for something horrible to happen to me
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Granted. But the same thing also happens to each and everyone of your loved ones.
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i wish that i was sucked into the sonic world
Old 01-19-2011, 01:23 AM
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Granted, but then you realize sonic sucks
i wish for a chair

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Granted, but it was fragile and broke when you sat on it.
I wish I was wise.
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granted but you are only wise in the "art" of shuffleboarding.
i wish to use this wish on using this wish
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granted but the cost is your first 3DS MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish I knew the american Launch Titles
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granted but all launch NA titles worst line up ever.

I wish nintendo make a new earthbound and f-zero game.
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Granted. But they only release them in the U.S.A. I wish my cold was gone.
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Granted, but you caught the flu instead.

I wish the 3DS sells out, and its in such demand, that the one I sell on ebay sells for 300% profit.
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granted but it turns out to be a criminal who stole all of your 3ds's
i wish for this wish to not be corrupted

granted but it turns out to be a criminal who stole all of your 3ds's
i wish for this wish to not be corrupted
Old 01-21-2011, 01:23 AM
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granted but your next wish will get corrupted even more

I wish it was april (when my 3DS will arrive)
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granted, but its april 3011 and the electric outlets are different and you cant charge it!
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Granted, but then it was just plain boring.
I wish the red 3DS would be released.
I WANT IT SOOOO BAD!
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I wish my wishes would have no negative effect.
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granted you get no wish

I wish I wish for a fish
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granted but the fish stinks
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Granted, you have no wish. (nothing changes)
I wish I was perfect.
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Granted, but being perfect unmakes existence.

I wish no one could wish for anything except hot naked strippers wrestling in lime jello.
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granted but they are invisible

I wish had telekenisis
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granted but the only thing you can do with it is bring diaria and it gets on your head

1. Super squirtz is bak!

2. I wish I had a pony... WITH SADDLE BAGS FULL OF $MONEY$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Too easy. Granted but the pony runs away from you and you never see it or the money again. I wish I knew how to read.
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Granter but you could only read crappy bill boards

I wish Wendy's would shut up cuz they don't know when its real. But I love their burgers ^.^ I also want a double with lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, mustard, and pickles (combo meal) Also a chocolate frosty. I NEED FOODZ RIGHTA' NOW!!!!
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granted but you stole it from the ceo of gamestop and are sentenced to prison for life!
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take mine, but you dont anything to play it on

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granted but you find out it was that dumb fisher price play money.

I wish for (blank)
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I wish to have 3DS right now!
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granted but there arent any games for it
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granted but there isnt any wishes. I wish for Gifford to be okay.
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granted but he is now a 1960s computer.
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granted but you could only wish for thongs

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I'd be happy, you got "games" or at least software already pre-installed.
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granted but then a giant, purple, retarted, evil, smelly, hairy hippo crushes Wendys
I wish for chocolate rain

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Granted but because of pollution, the chocolate is both digusting and minorly poisonous.
I wish for DelSol's color changing nail polish.
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granted but it is slightly nuclear and you DIE
i wish for money that i didnt steal

granted but it is slightly nuclear and you DIE
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granted but its Monoply money

I wish that this wish was never wished
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I can't grant anything.
I wish I could find my one true love.
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Granted. But then I kill him. I wish I had what I already have.
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You murderer!
Granted, but what you have gets stolen.
I wish I had the Professor Layton with Ace Attorney crossover game.
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Granted. But its in Japanese. I wish I existed.
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Granted, but you get hit by a meteor.
I wish my watch had a weekly alarm.
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Granted. But its set to 3:47 AM and you can't change it. I wish I had gangrene.
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granted but you die and lose your place as a super moderator
i wish i was a giant platinum porpoise
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granted, but it explodes.

I wish all these wishes were true and no bad thing could ever happen no matter what rules are in place or whatever the next post it. I also want a puppy.
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you made two wishes, neither came true
i wish for a balloon
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GRANTED! BUT IT EXPLODES when a puppy jumped on it!

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granted but its a fish and diarreha cookie
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Granted, but your wish failed and a puppy appeared in my lap.

I want a taco with cheese.
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Granted, but your tace was found in the ocean.

I wish I could read a book in less than a minute.
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That's not so bad...

Um... Your wish IS granted, but it had a side effect that reverses your wish... and another puppy appeared in my lap.

I wish for 1 Million 3DS about to explode so I can destroy Europe! (No offence)

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granted but the UN hunts you down and kills you
i wish to be the best person ever
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Granted, but it only lasted .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nano second and you died the exact moment. And another puppy appeared in my lap for a total of 3.

I want a tame pikachu that will never leave or die!
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Granted, but it was boring, so you got another puppy instead.
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I wish all of Emurus's puppies and Pikachu's were dead.
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Emurus's Pikachu died, but he's Puppies lived for ever, happy and immortal till they died.

I wish this game ended and declared a winner with NO reprecussions of this wish!!!

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Granted. But that only lasts for 5 seconds and then its starts again. I wish the person who posts under me would catch a horrible disease and die.

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Granted, but you catch it too with no hope of surviving while "this person" drink an immortal drink just before dying and dies. But comes back too life fully well and he became immune to all bad wishes and bad side-effects and so were his family and loved ones and they lived forever till they died. And Emurus could not be allergic to anything no matter what any wish, etc. does.

I wish the person below me could not wish and not change anything about this wish.

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Cloud not wish? Granted. But the cloud comes down and kills all your loved ones. I wish Emurus was allergic to dogs.
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Wish could not be granted because it's invalid. So your wish to wish was granted but that wish did not come true.

I don't really wish anything, so I guess I wish that...
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Granted. You get nothing for your birthday, Christmas, or any holiday from now on. I wish Emurus could think of better corruptions. Seriously? "Its invalid."
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Granted, but I still don't understand and because I am immune to bad wishes it's reflected back at you.

I wish I couldn't wish.
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Granted but then your heart stops working for not wanting anything.

i wish i could live on both water and land.
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Granted, but you can't swim.

I want something...
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Granted,but you die from something you want.

I wish i didn't have a stomach. (the inside stomach inside our body's,not the skin that overlaps it.)
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Um... Granted...? but your stomach is replaced with candy... corn...
Someone else has to wish for me, I'm "dead."
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You wish that you were alive.
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Granted, but I cannot spell discourageq.

I wish I wished for somethin' good.
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Granted but you get eaten by a shark in the process.

i wish monster hunter was real.
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Unable to grant because IT IS REAL! But it comes to life and the game case attacks you.

I wish I could get out of this shark and not be eaten by anything again.
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Granted, but then a comet kills you.
I wish...

for perfect vision .
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Granted. But everything is so clearly vivid that it makes you go crazy. I wish I was a moderator.
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Granted but you get bitten by a diamondback rattlesnake,that was in the promotion room and will die within 1 hour from the venom.

i wish a zombie apocalypse could happen right now.
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Granted. But your mom is a zombie and you have to shoot her in the face. I wish that at the last second when Icarus was shooting his zombie mom she would cry out "Son. I love you."
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Granted,but while im shooting her you get by a zombie and you're still dying from snake poison.

I wish i could see a solar eclipse.
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Granted. But you go blind. I wish I had snake anti-venom.
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Granted, but it's only for rattlesnakes.
I wish I was as awesome as david.
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Granted,but you become paralyzed from falling off a building in tokyo while filming the waterfalls.
i wish i could swim with some dolphins.
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Granted, but the dolphins were on the opposite side of the pool.
(do you actually wish, that; i got to for a little while before)

I wish I could swallow a pill.
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Granted,but you start to choke from the size of the pill,and asphyxiates.

(Yeah i really do they are amazing creatures.)

I wish i could visit mars.
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Granted. but your spacesuit malfunctions and you asphyxiate. I wish all the dolphins in the world had immortality.
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Granted,but they feed on your body for an eternity.

i wish i had catnip.
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Granted but turns out you're a cat
I wish I knew what to wish for
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i wish for a ___________!
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I wish I had a pokeball.
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Granted, but when you throw it, it bounces off a tree towards you and you catch yourself

I wish that I had any power I wanted on command
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granted , but all u command are a joke .
i wish the world stop for 1 hours.
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Granted. But the effects of delayed time passage causes you to age rapidly and die. I wish I knew which Nintendo 3DS color to get. (seriously, I can't make up my mind)
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Granted, but you decide on a color that will never be available. But then you just take it into your own hands and color it whatever the hell you want!

I wish there were more creative responses in this thread because its really dying. I can hear Baroque dying a little inside after every post.
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Granted, but the creativity levels overwhelm this thread, and it explodes into a million pieces, never to be heard from again

I wish that every single paradox possible happened all in the same moment
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Granted. But the simultaneous paradoxical eventuality causes an explosion of such magnitude that it kills off all life on Earth except for you MarioMan and you meander alone for days on end until you finally contemplate taking your own life. But just then you happen upon a video game store that survived the explosion. There is a silver lining. You now have all the time in the world to play all the video games you could ever want. But just as your about to bend over and pick up the first video game your glasses fall down and break. You cry in agony,"Its not fair. There was time now. Its just not fair." I wish I was omnipotent and could do anything with my mind.
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Granted, but your omnipotence causes you to see an all life killer event happen on Earth, but you live and you meander for days on end until you finally contemplate taking your own life. But just then you happen upon a video game stor that survived the event. There is a silver lining. You now have all the time in the world to play all the video games you could ever want, but your omnipotence shows you that you were going to bend over and cause your glasses to break, so you dont do it. You know that if you ever tried to pick the game up, you would break your glasses, so you cant utilize those games. You cry in agony, "Its not fair. There was time now. Its just not fair."

I wish I had Pyrokinesis.
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granted but you set your self on fire and can't get it off...

I wish for an everlasting sucker to suck on
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granted but every creative person on this forum will not be able to post here...

I wish for an everlasting sucker to suck on
What they H? I asked for Pyrokinesis man.... you lose, delete your post!!!!
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What they H? I asked for Pyrokinesis man.... you lose, delete your post!!!!
You lose for copying my corruption. It didn't even go with my wish or make sense.
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Yea well you lose tumor!!!! cause i never said anything about creative peopel so you lose!!!!!! :-)
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And you're the one who complained there were no creative answers and then you go and copy mine? Now that's uncreative.
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Nioce i wish i was that creative


lets start over..i wish for a lamp
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And you're the one who complained there were no creative answers and then you go and copy mine? Now that's uncreative.

I thought it was funny, spinning your wish, into a corruption you had just leveled at someone else... Oh well. I figured you would keep it going.
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Im getting the first that will be available
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rofl :P

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Yea well you lose tumor!!!! cause i never said anything about creative peopel so you lose!!!!!! :-)
I see what you did there you sneaky bastard!!!!
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what did i do i am not a bastard either :*((
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0-0 im gonna change the subject......
I wish for one dollar
Old 01-24-2011, 10:28 PM
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0-0 im gonna change the subject......
I wish for one dollar
I already wished for something so corrupt my wish first.
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Granted, but then when you were about to get some flintstones bedrock but it malfunctions right before she shows you her rings and it keeps going on and on and you can't stop the watch so it redoes right b4 she takes hert shirt off

I wish for a Red Bull power drink

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granted you get a regular red bull

I wish for the next person to get soaked with diaria like how kids get slime dumped on them :P

on that television show nickelodeon :P

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Old 01-25-2011, 01:03 AM
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granted, they get soaked with diaria, but not diarrhea
i wish for a chicken nugget
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granted but the chicken nugget was really a chicken nugget. the stuffs you poop out

I wish I could have a chicken pattie
Old 01-25-2011, 04:08 AM
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Granted, but you got sick because the chicken was mutated.
I wish I could become invisible at will.
Old 01-25-2011, 04:11 AM
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Granted. But your loved ones talk behind your back and you're there to see it and you become depressed. I wish I had a robot.
Old 01-25-2011, 04:17 AM
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I'd still love it anyway.
Granted, but your robot gets a job, and ditches you.
I wish I knew everything.
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My robot!!! D: Granted. But you collapse under the weight of your own genius and you kill yourself. I wish my robot came back.
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Granted, but he only came back because he collpased over running a buisiness took gasoline poured it on itself and lit himself on fire and blew up the whole street and killed everyone except you but your family jewel was burned and you can't increase the population ^_^

I wish I could lick a wenis.
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granted. but your tounge becomes so long that you choke on it and die

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granted but i lied and u do

i wish someone knew which wenus i was talking about the trouser or elbow one ^_^
Old 01-25-2011, 10:06 PM
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granted, but a constable took it out of context and you get arrested
i wish for a cool hat

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granted, but a constable took it out of context and you get arrested
i wish for a cool hat

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granted but its filled with diaria and u wear it

i wish i had a pony..... WITH SADDLE BAGS FULL OF MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 01-26-2011, 12:21 AM
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Granted, but all the money gets stolen by Superman.
I wish i was psychic
Old 01-26-2011, 04:19 AM
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Granted, but you are weak to Bug, Dark, and Ghost moves.
I wish I had a Spiritomb with Wonder Guard.
Old 01-26-2011, 05:18 AM
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(your wish sounds like a commercial to me: wonderguard)
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Granted but you had to buy them online and it went on back order for 60 years then the company shut down and a seagull took a dump on your head! EVERYONE WINS HAHA! Except you.

I wish I could spread peach around Earth without corrupting it or anyone including myself.
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Granted. The Earth exploded because of Peach Overload.
I wish the company Apple had blown off the Earths surface.
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Granted, but it blew it rose an inch off of it so it wasn't laying their anymore.

I wish for wieners and uranus

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Granted, but it blew it rose an inch off of it so it wasn't laying their anymore.

I wish for wieners and uranus

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Old 01-26-2011, 10:35 PM
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Granted, but it blew it rose an inch off of it so it wasn't laying their anymore.

I wish for wieners and uranus

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Granted, but it blew it rose an inch off of it so it wasn't laying their anymore.

I wish for wieners and uranus

Wow, thats the most incomprehensible corruption I have read yet. Congrats to you.

Granted, Im not corrupting your want for weiner and an anus.

I wish the 3DS sells out at launch.
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Granted, but unfortunately there was only one 3ds made per store

I wish to be a healer and not a taker of souls
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granted but your mom found out you were doing that instead of school, grounded you, and then took away your wenus and smacked uranus

i wish i could go for a double dip of ice cream

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Old 01-27-2011, 12:38 AM
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Granted but the ice-cream melted before you could get to it.
I wish zelda came out at launch
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granted but it launched out of a womens ______ and you had to watch it come out at launch and you threw up several times

i wish i could poop on the next person who comments
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granted but it launched out of a womens ______ and you had to watch it come out at launch and you threw up several times

i wish i could poop on the next person who comments

ahahahahahahaha, so juvenile and innapropriate its funny!

Granted, but then I pretty much end your life.

I wish I could remove the image of Super Mario's corruption out of my head.
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Granted, but it goes in your brain.

I wish to kill Santa
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Granted, but since hes not real and only lives in your imagination... You kill yourself.

I wish the NGP showing had some never before seen games that make me want to purchase it.
Old 01-28-2011, 01:45 AM
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Granted, but your house burns down and you can't afford them.
I wish I could be happy and healthy and not stress 'n' stuff.
Old 01-28-2011, 01:58 AM
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granted but you stop caring about anyting and lose everything

I wish people would shut up about the 3DS's price already
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:02 AM
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(That's not happy....)
Granted, but then the 3DS sells out and you don't get one. If you preordered, the company sells it 'cause someone offered a better price.
I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want, and it won't affect me in any way.
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granted, but the world ran out of junk food.
i wish i had the 3ds right now.
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Granted but it's a Chinese knock-off.
I wish I had 1 billion USD.
Old 01-29-2011, 03:39 AM
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Granted, but someone murdered you for it.
(what's a chinese knock-off)
I wish I didn't slam my finger on the car door today.
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granted but you will slam your whole hand in it tomorrow

I wish ocarina of time 3DS was a launch title
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granted but it is a launch title for the PSP2 (LoZ OoT 3DS PSP2...wow)

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Old 01-29-2011, 11:26 PM
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granted but your powers are air freshener farts and bubble burps

I wish t.v. was like it was when i was a kid
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Has anyone got a right wish with no problem?
Old 01-31-2011, 12:44 AM
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Granted but then all the tvs of the world broke.

I wish i could grant as many wishes as i want whenever i want, and all of the wishes would go right. Also i could never lose my power, and it wouldn't affect my personality.
Old 01-31-2011, 01:29 AM
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Granted, all of your wishes come true right, but you die the next day from an unrelated heart attack.
I wish I could heal injuries with water like the lighting thief.

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Granted You use dirty water and make injuries fatal
i wish for A DOG
Old 02-01-2011, 03:26 PM
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granted but you turn into the dog

I wish Paper Mario 3DS was a launch title
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Granted, but it's a launch release at another region and it's locked for you.
I wanted to lose a few pounds.
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granted, but you lose too many pounds

i wish my cat could speak
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Granted, but your cat can only speak in Chinese and sounds like it's on crack.

I wish purple was a launch colour for the 3DS.
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Granted, but they took away both blue and black.
I wish I would win the PSA contest I'm gonna enter.
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Granted, then the roof collapses and everybody get amnesia and nobody remembers what happened

I wish i could eat as many cookies as i want
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Granted, but you get very obese.

I wish there were more video games around that I would enjoy.
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granted, but they are just around you are not allowed to play them

I wish the e shop was released with the 3ds, and i could use it.
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granted but they don't put anything on it until may

I wish that i didn't have a wish
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Granted but your thought of no wish brought you three more!
I wish I was inside a giant doughnut that was rolling down a hill.
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granted, but you got hungry and eat it and finly explode
i wish that we will meat frendly aliens that don't attack the earth and gif me a black 3ds that's just perfect and i'm allowed to play on it and also allowed to play the games on it and dote eat the games or 3ds

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Old 02-03-2011, 11:56 PM
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granted, but then the 3ds breaks, and the aliens get mad and kill you.

I wish that super smash bros. 3ds was for brawl, and it was fun, and indestructable, and i could play it.
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Granted, but you lost and couldn't unlock any extras.
I wish I could become invisible at will.
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granted, but once invisible always invisible

I wish that i could think of something, and it would appear.
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granted but you can only think of one thing that could appear...and it is nasty poop!

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Old 02-04-2011, 01:58 AM
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granted, but it is only like that for a few seconds

I wish i could eat all the good tasting non-poop food all i want, and not get fat.
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Granted, but you got bored of it and lived miserably.
I wish I could become invisible and visible at will.
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Granted, but you will get experimented on for the rest of your life.
I wish I was poor
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granted, but then you are like that forever.

I wish that my n64 for my birthday would be here right now. It will be a day late.
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granted, but it breaks
I wish i got a nintendo 3ds thar can't be broken or explode, I can play on it and on the games witch i can save and can't be broken or explode and I got it richt now
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granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish i had the 3ds+games, and that this wish is impossible to corrupt
Old 02-04-2011, 11:19 PM
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granted but you only get games that suck i wish the 3DS would be released in red
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granted but the paint is still weat
i wish I never posted this

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XD nowbody knows what to awnser

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granted, but then you delete it.

I wish, people would stop doing the XD thing.