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Old 01-03-2011, 05:49 AM
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Default 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart

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name stuff that would most likely get you kicked out of walmart

if you live in an area where there aren't any wal-marts and you don't know what wal-mart is; it is just a popular department store

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-always follow the forums rules
-only write one thing per post
-don't repeat
-keep them clean

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person 1:Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin? USA theme song

person 2:TP as much of the store as possible

etc

I'll start
play dodgeball in the middle of the store
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Old 01-03-2011, 06:00 AM
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Is this like "Things to do at Wal-Mart" made by Afromidget on Flipnote Hatena?
Old 01-03-2011, 06:03 AM
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idk never heard of it
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Old 01-03-2011, 06:08 AM
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Ok. Then, Way to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart #3 ask clerk to show you the guns, then, as your inspecting it, ask him where the anti-depressants are and mumble something "about those damn neighbors always stealing your news paper."
Old 01-03-2011, 06:19 AM
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#4 Go on the intercom and say as many curse words that your minds can think of before you get caught.
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put condoms in some random persons cart while they aren't looking
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Old 01-03-2011, 07:15 AM
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WTGKOOWM#6 Grab things from other people's carts and put them in your own.
Old 01-03-2011, 07:48 AM
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as soon as the intercom comes on get in the fetal position and scream THE VOICES ARE BACK!!!
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Good one Coller. I actuallu lol'ed when I read yours.
Old 01-03-2011, 08:14 AM
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take a chocolate bar, go into the bathroom, go into a stall, smear the chocolate on your hand, and reach under the stall next to you and ask,"Is there any toilet paper in there?"
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Old 01-03-2011, 08:16 AM
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in a enclosed aisle when there's someone behind you walk really slowly

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Old 01-03-2011, 08:20 AM
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get your friends, take some toy guns, and play commando all over the store pretending that the employees are the bad guys
(for extra you can use a bike as a vehicle)
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Old 01-03-2011, 08:36 AM
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turn on one of the abandoned check out stands and try to check people out
Old 01-03-2011, 10:43 AM
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as soon as the intercom comes on get in the fetal position and scream THE VOICES ARE BACK!!!
that was funny but in all seriousness someone may think your having a metal or emotional break down
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Grab a fish from the fishmonger and run around smacking everybody in the face with it.
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:18 AM
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Smuggle a 3DS right off the cashier stand.
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:15 PM
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Stick a price tag on your face, jump on the conveyor belt and have a guy preten to buy you.
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I think we are at #15 now, so

15. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

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put condoms in some random persons cart while they aren't looking
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-keep them clean
nice way to follow your own rules?
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How about don't go in walmart in the first place?

Ew. Walmart.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:11 AM
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16.Set up every single alarm clock to go off at 10 minute intervals.
Old 01-04-2011, 02:33 AM
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Get in one of those fat people carts, fll it with ice cream, then drive it to a far off corner of the store so it won't be found till everything has melted.
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Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
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nice way to follow your own rules?
here, are the next 333
haha I said clean not rated G
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:37 AM
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19. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

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heres another one I actually thought about doing myself:
20. Line every hand sanitizer bottle up and squirt them all at people as they walk by
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19. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
thats 22
19 is Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
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16.Set up every single alarm clock to go off at 10 minute intervals.
haha, I used to do that when I worked there. At the end of my shift I would program them all so the next person had to deal with them.



Put the security stickers in the floor stickyside up so people get them stuck to their shoes and set off the alarms when they try to leave the store.
Old 01-04-2011, 09:01 AM
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go to the sports section and play "EXTREME PINGPONG!" on the roof and walls, trust me its been done by my friends and I.........I lost at extreme ping pong.......
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:54 AM
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Use a toothpick to take food like bread, cakes, fruit, etc. and eat it. If someone asks you why do you do that, you can say: "Everything with a toothpick on a mart it's free"
Learn it from The Simpsons

Extra:Take a cutter with you from home, take a Wii Points Card from walmart, go to the bathroom and open the pack with the Nintendo Points Card. PROFIT!!
Old 01-04-2011, 11:16 AM
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Put all the kids magazines by the 'adult' ones, when the kid goes to reach for the mag the guy will think he's trying to get some pr0n, and the kid will get caught.
Funny methinks.
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Put all the kids magazines by the 'adult' ones, when the kid goes to reach for the mag the guy will think he's trying to get some pr0n, and the kid will get caught.
Funny methinks.
that as crule as doing that with game mags
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WTGKOOWM#??? Walk into Wal-Mart normally. Then, as the greeter says hello to you scream,"PERVERT," really loudly.
Old 01-04-2011, 03:59 PM
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17. Tell the cashier that she has a good pair then try to kiss her

SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.
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Fill your trolley with innuendos.
Like mark said say, nice pair, then take a pear from your trolley.
And more stuff like that but i cant think of any at the moment
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Run into walmart with a toy water pistol, point it at a random stuffed toy's head and say really loudly to a clerk "Give me your money and nobody gets hurt!"
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Build a course from cereal boxes and have a trolley race.
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Lay on the floor and do a ground angel

just put the one i remember
Old 01-05-2011, 02:48 AM
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WTGKOOWM#??? Scream "GOVERNMENT CAME AND TOOK MAH BABY!!!," really loudly.
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Make pasta and give it out for free to everyone that's not an employee
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Come in dressed as pedobear grabbing candy (paying for it of course) and handing it off to children.
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Use a toothpick to take food like bread, cakes, fruit, etc. and eat it. If someone asks you why do you do that, you can say: "Everything with a toothpick on a mart it's free"
Learn it from The Simpsons

Extra:Take a cutter with you from home, take a Wii Points Card from walmart, go to the bathroom and open the pack with the Nintendo Points Card. PROFIT!!

You do realize that the points arent activated on the card until the card is ran thru the scanner at the cashier spot right? But yes, stealing would get you kicked out of Walmart, moreoff.
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Go to one of the in-store phones, make an announcement that there is a 90% sale on every item in the store and that the sale ends in the next 10 minutes.

Watch everyone run to the front of the store with tons of stuff.

If you run fast enough you can sit back and watch.
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grab one of those voice recorders from a shelf and open it up record something silly of inappropriate.


then hide and when someone walks by play it.
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Go to one of the in-store phones, make an announcement that there is a 90% sale on every item in the store and that the sale ends in the next 10 minutes.

Watch everyone run to the front of the store with tons of stuff.

If you run fast enough you can sit back and watch.
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On teh intercom: "WHY AM I SCREAMING?????" and "There is a sale on Zhu Zhu Pets. It will end in 9 minutes. HURRY!"
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Ask them if they accept Best Buy giftcards?
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Run in demanding they change all the signs on the shop to ASDA (If you didn't know, ASDA is the UK version of Wal-Mart and is owned by the same people.)
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Run in dressed as a vampire and say to the clerk "I want to suck your...."
Look very suggestive xD

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Complain that they dont have the lowest Prices and be all techinically and keep on arguing toward your point
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Get a nerf gun from one of the aisles, run into the toddler's clothing section guns ablazing
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Get a nerf gun from one of the aisles, run into the toddler's clothing section guns ablazing
Already done, Just dropped the gun and left...
Old 01-17-2011, 12:24 AM
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Old 01-17-2011, 06:36 PM
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Run through the produce section while dragging a stuffed animal wearing a speedo stuffed with asparagus eating an entire bottle of placebo pills and then for the grande finale go up to the smallest child available, pick them up and scream "FETA CHEESE, YOU DIRTY SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!" while shaking them around and dancing to the public radio playing from inside the stuffed animal.
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Run through the produce section while dragging a stuffed animal wearing a speedo stuffed with asparagus eating an entire bottle of placebo pills and then for the grande finale go up to the smallest child available, pick them up and scream "FETA CHEESE, YOU DIRTY SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!" while shaking them around and dancing to the public radio playing from inside the stuffed animal.
wow, just wow
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Any type of persistent threat to an employee will work. Never tried it though.
Old 01-18-2011, 04:54 AM
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oh, what if you went in in the bulkiest costume you could rent and then slowly tear it apart revealing the chewy candy insides,and rubbing yourself with sweet sweet sandpaper in the toddler section while your trained police dog is attacking you because you also are smothered in turkey blood and saying "YOUR PARENTS ARE ALL COMMUNIST AND THEIR GOING TO KILL YOU UNLESS YOU KILL THEM FIRST!!!!"

wow i am a sick, sick person
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oh, what if you went in in the bulkiest costume you could rent and then slowly tear it apart revealing the chewy candy insides,and rubbing yourself with sweet sweet sandpaper in the toddler section while your trained police dog is attacking you because you also are smothered in turkey blood and saying "YOUR PARENTS ARE ALL COMMUNIST AND THEIR GOING TO KILL YOU UNLESS YOU KILL THEM FIRST!!!!"

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If you have a baby, dress it as poorly as you can. Take him with you t wallmart and fill up your cart with booze. I mean, get the damn thing completely filled with liquor, booze, vodka, lots of beer cans, everything. And at the top of the pile, put some baby food and one pack of diapers.

When you're about to pay for everything, pretend you don't have enough money... and take off the baby food and diapers.
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walk in to walmart dressed as a giant apple covered in honey and be holding a miniature aquarium, next set down the aquarium in the electronic section and start dancing to the invisible beat for 5 minutes presicly and then go to the school supplies section and mix the honey all over yourself with 5-8 bottles of glue and then try to stick to as many kids as possible whilst evading parents. after 4-5 kids, let yourself get caught and dance as they attempt to peel their kids off of your sticky gooey surface while you chant the words "01000010 01010010 01010101 01010011 01001000 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01010100 01000101 01000101 01010100 01001000 00100000 01010100 01010111 01001001 01000011 01000101 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000100 01000001 01011001 00100001 00100001 00100001" [bianary for "BRUSH YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY!!!"] and if you get arrested then yell to the kids, "01100011 01100001 01101110 01100100 01111001 00100001 00100001 00100001" [bianary for "CANDY!!!"] but if they leave you with a warning then exclaim "Lotes de queso y cinco taco cinco cinco!!!" spanish for lots of cheese and 5 taco 5 5.

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Old 01-21-2011, 03:51 AM
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Go in the store with a Mario costume on and give out mushrooms to little kids.
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if you scream as loudly as u can the peanut butter jelly time disturbing ppl
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Ask an employee to kick you of the store.
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try to eat all the produce in the produce section
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Just drop your pants. Couldn't be more simple.
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Set up your own shop inside Wal Mart and use their stuff to sell
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FIRE and lots of FIRE. Did I mention FIRE???????????/
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Talk to the employees about unions and labor laws. That should get you banned from there.
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Go into a changing room for about 3 minutes then scream "Where's the toliet paper!?"
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buy a bag of bread, leave the store, eat about two thirds of the bread, and return it complaining that it was "broken"
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Wearing a Mario shirt, and acting like him, too.

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Take twelve shopping carts and get your friends or random people around the store to race with the carts. Plus you tell people to grab anything from the store and throw it at the other racers. Its like a Walmart Mario Kart.
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reviving this thread is an example of getting kicked out :P
anyway screan " my local shop has c*nd*ms cheaper that your toilet paper!"
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When a clerk stops you and asks you your name, tell them the name that is on their id. then, when they tell you that its not your name, scream "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
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Start eating the chocolates.

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Tricycle races with your buddy, weaving through aisles. (I've actually done this, and yes, you do get kicked out)
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take a chocolate bar, go into the bathroom, go into a stall, smear the chocolate on your hand, and reach under the stall next to you and ask,"Is there any toilet paper in there?"



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Walk up to an employee, ask if they have any tissues. They might tell you where they are or say no, but just say "Oh that's fine, i'll just use your shirt".

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Ask someone to kick you out of Wal-Mart.
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sword fight with your brother with the nerf swords.


K, i've done that before.
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go to the the milk section grab a carton of milk and yell "Yes i finally got the fiber i wanted whoooowhooo!!"
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Hire a band and bring them to the intercom then tell them to play as loud as they can.
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Take a 3ds off the shelf, unbox it and bring your little brother to record.
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#7. bring a fake gun and hold peaple hostage then goto the intercom and anounce it was a fake gun.
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Say you want to buy a game, and while they get keys to unlock the door to get the game, say "Oh, i'll get it." Take out a hammer and smash the glass, and take the game to the register.
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Dress up as a Target or Kmart employee and hand out pins that say "Target/Kmart is better then Walmart".
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wear a shirt that says walmart is bad!
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Wear A shirt says "Kmart owns Walmart".
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Hop on a Walmart employee and ask him/her for a piggy back ride.
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Throw a baseball at an employee and yell "gotta catch 'em all" then run and while they're chasing you throw all the balls you see at them and yell "go (pokemon's name) go!"
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Put up a stand to sell video games, consoles, cameras and other electronic items infront of the electronics section of the store.
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Get in an engaged argument with customer service about how your plastic toy you just stole doesn't work.
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get on the intercom and yell that everything that you can stuff down your pants is free.

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Stand in front of the ladies (or men's :P) restroom and offer them some pads/tampons as they walk in.
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Start a store wide food fight.
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Oh gosh.





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Go into wal-mart and say WAL-MART SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
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Grab the most expensive item in the store and take it to the cashier, then attempt to pay it off using coins.
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Dress up as a MH Lancer and charge through the aisles.
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You know, this is too complicated. Just walk up to a lady, take her purse, and use her credit card to buy stuff. It's funnier if you're a boy XD
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Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
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Bring in two airhorns and every five minutes and push them so a loud noise would go around the whole store.
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Dry hump one of those price checking poles.
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get the my little ponies and zhu zhu pets and put them in some tough-looking guy's shopping kart.
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Hit people in the head using an under garment slingshot.
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Get all toys that can move and take them out of the box. Then turn them on to normal mode rather than store demo and give them long lasting batteries and let them go across the whole store.
Old 08-02-2011, 03:25 PM
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Ask if you can try everything in the store that is still wrapped, one after each other.
Old 08-15-2011, 12:28 AM
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Ask to get iPhone, say "This is nice, i think i'll buy it. But first, let's check how strong it is!" And whip it on the ground as hard as you can.
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Ask clerk to give you the highest item possible and turn away without saying anything.
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Set firecrackers inside the store, and make the excuse "But I'm celebrating the 3DS price drop!"
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Go to the bathroom, sit there for a few minutes and yell as loud as you can "I NEED HELP!!!"
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Lay down food all across Walmart and then eat all the food while also making the Pac-Man " Wakka wakka" noise.
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go to the grocery section and draw some inappropriate things with your hand on the frozen doors.
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Pull down your pants, spread your buttcheeks wide, and take a dump on the 3ds section of Wal-Mart. Then leave it there pee in the I phone section.
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Act like a monkey through the whole store by eating bananas from the grocery section, make oooking and eeeking noises and hanging on everything.
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I'm gonna assume this is......


134. Open up all the magazines wrapped in plastic and take the stuff included with them.
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fill all the urinals up with cereal

w/ ketchup..............

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ask all the people working there if they have seen your p***s anywhere

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Get some friends and dress your friends and you up as the Smurfs and then set up a stage in the Walmart store and then sing the Smurfs song.
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Do THIS:

to all the shoppers and staff.
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hide in the circular clothes racks and jump out at people
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Slippy's 11 Easy Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

1. Go to the microphone, yell everything Peppy says in Star Fox 64.
2. Ask for the manager, and when he comes kick him in the no-no square.
3. Throw a shopping cart.
4. Throw a Adult.
5. Throw a Baby.
6. Throw a Child.
7. If you find Super Mario Bros 2 for the gameboy, throw it at a 3D TV.
8. If you find Sonic Unleashed for the Wii, go to the bathroom and flush it.
9. Yell at a employee because the socks your about to buy are $.01 more than you wanted.
10. Go to the microphone and sing the Trolololol song with the background music on your Ipod.
11. Find every box of medicine you can, and just open and spill them. Then grab a folding chair and watch people slip.
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Go up to an employee, and say "Hey, i have a secret!" "What?" "Hey, i have a secret!" and repeat multiple times.
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I would say cuss up a storm, but half the workers at my local Walmart talk like sailors.
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I think you guys should stop skipping numbers. Its called 1000 ways for a reason!!
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Run around the store in your underwear screaming "YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!"
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103. Make good friends with the greeter.. and perhaps even more!
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WTGKOOWM #104: Organize (and execute) a Nerf Gun war in the toy section, comprised mostly of young children and two adults posing as generals.
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105. Walk around with Nyan cat 10 hours playing in your bag.
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Way to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart #106: Run through the store yelling "WELCOME TO WALMART, GET YOUR **** AND GET OUT!"
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WTGKOOWM #107: Drop kick as many items in the store as possible, especially puppies.
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108. Running over the person that was kicking puppies with your kart.
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109: Yell swear words as loud as you can because you suck at the New Super Mario Bros. Wii game demo in the electronics department.
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110. Play the Penis Game in the toy section.
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111. Bring a grenade into the store and ask a worker how many pesos they would evaluate it for.
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112. Sleep on the display futons.
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113. Sleep on the checkout counter.
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114. Speak fake Korean while getting your nails done.
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116. Be too friendly to the old lady greeters.
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117.Pick up someone's baby and put him/her in a carrage across the store.
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Be drunk and shout 'hadouken' 'hadouken' in the store.
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Go streaking in the children's toys isle.
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120. Have 3 other friends, two shopping carts, and 2 cans of Monster each. First drink all of the energy drinks, then make one person get in the cart, and make the other push. Then...begin Mario Kart Wal-Mart. Race through every one of the isles grabbing random stuff off of the shelves and hurling it at each other. True Story. You should try this.

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121. Shout: "THEY LEFT THE IPOD DISPLAY CASE OPEN!"
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123. For every item you pick, hold the item up in the air and play the item get sound from Legend of Zelda loudly on your phone or something.
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124. Tourettes Syndrome. That is all.
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125. Go in with a chainsaw, and start cutting off the wall. When questioned, say that you're buying the wall since it's the Wall-mart.
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126. Put on a dog costume and start pissing on things.
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127. Play the video game demos and very loudly give a play-by-play of EVERYTHING that occurs during the game. Repeat until you have played every demo on each system.
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128. Bring in a couch, place it before a tv, sit and watch the soccer championship

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129. breaking the glass in the case that has the most expensive electronics.
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#130 put a ton of stuff in a cart go to a clerk and leave without the cart
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Streak through the store yelling "The end is coming" over and over again.
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#132 (don't for get the number) By standing by the Customer Service desk and staring creepily at the clerk behind the desk.
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#133 Staring at the customers as they walk in,then stalking them through the store.
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#134 Go to Walmart and ask how do you live better if you can't have a 3DS!

I tried this one. They were speachless... lol...
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# 135 Go to wal-mart and sit down in the middle of the automatic doors.
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#137 Run through the aisles while knocking down everything on the shelves
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#138. Buy 'suggestive items', and try to hit on the shopkeeper.
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#139 Go throughout the store and beg for money. Afterwards, steal as much stuff as possible.
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140) crawl into a freezer in the refrigirator aisle

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#141 Give hugs to all the customers... very, very big hugs.
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#142. Just do this constantly:
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Rol every customer with toilet paper.
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Throw all of the HotWheels cars on the floor and dive into them like a pile of leaves.
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Get all of the Nerf guns out of their boxes, get some friends and go shoot the employees.
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jump in a cart, roll around the store shoving every single isle into the ground and then for a finale, rip off a piece of cardboard, set it up on one of the isles and cart straight off it and smash into a giant crowd of people and send them flying through the roof off into space and sucked into a big black hole.
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Cut in line.
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scream out loud: BUYING WALLZ!
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Take twelve shopping carts and get your friends or random people around the store to race with the carts. Plus you tell people to grab anything from the store and throw it at the other racers. Its like a Walmart Mario Kart.
WalKart???
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Get out your mp3 player and song to it as loud as you can right by the check out lanes.
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Run through the whole store shouting"HELP!MARIO JUMPED ON MY FRIEND!!!"
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Run through the store yeling "Ganondorfs coming! Run for your life!".
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Try to steal the last copy of Skyward Sword from a person in the Check-Out isle.
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Drop your pants to your ankles and start screaming "He took my innocence away from me!!!! He took my copy of Zelda *crys* he also had his way with me but thats not important"
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Stuff a toilet with as much toilet paper you can find, flush it multiple times, take the wet toilet paper in a cart, and throw it at everyone.
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Take a dump infron of the under ware section !
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Pee on a little kids toy.
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Taking a sharpie marker and drawing faces, mustaches, etc. on all the manikins.
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Is this like "Things to do at Wal-Mart" made by Afromidget on Flipnote Hatena?
yes yes it is now this crap is spreading here I came here to get away from Hatena and its following......
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Jigglypuff, is that you?
maybe >_<
it works though
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maybe >_<
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Have a mega pillow fight with the brand new pillows xD
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go to the cafe and order loads of food then walk out not paying for it
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Play one direction on the load speaker.
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Play justin beiber on the load speaker.
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Shake up the pop cans in the drink section and pop them all! That would be epic.
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inappropriate relations
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Detonate stink bombs on all shelves,water ballon people and freaking slingshot the hell ou of everithing!
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Get on one of the things that the bags spin around on and spin! Spin! Spin!
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walmart is generally like asda right?
i only been to walmart once when i was in florida, only went for some swimming stuff that we forgot...
all of my ideas are based on asda

go to people's trolleys and take the stuff the put in and put it back on the shelf
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Never heard of ASDA. Wal-Mart is a huge supermarket that is rather......creepy sometimes. At least, creepy people go there. It depends on the store, and where it is.

Go around trying to sell your miracle elexir that cures everything.
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hmm... they sell food right?

set up a valet parking thing in the carpark without the storeowners permission
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They sell everything. Food, clothes, toys, electronics, sporting goods, tools, they even have a garage for car repairs.

Get all of the tires off of the tire racks and roll them aroung the store.
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ok sounds just like asda.

ask a random shop assistant why the name is different in america and england and not leave till they answer
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Grab the nearest employee and hole them at Nerf gunpoint until they realize it's a Nerf gun.
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Break the glass to the game cases and then take all the games and put them in a basket and then walk out of walmart like you paid when you really didn't.
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follow 1 customer through the whole store untill they complain and get you kicked out... (sounds stalkerish...)
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Kick yourself out.
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Act like your about to give a baloon to a little kid then pop it in their face. (I would never do that btw)
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Bring heavy metal CD's, put them in the display radios in electronics, plug in the radios and turn them all on at full volume.
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Put your arm around a random employee and start jabbering with ultra slurred speech on about them being your long lost buddy, then ask if he/she wants to try something in the bathroom.
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Open up then taste every grocery in there and return it to the shelf.
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most likely this has been posted but I can't be bothered to read 20+ pages at the moment.

any lewd behavior is bound to get you kicked .. it can't just be the way you dress. lets be creative shall we ... Get a rubbermaid bin in a shopping cart and fill it with ice cream. Have a friend push you around while you sit in this bin naked. for more excitement swing by the bakery and get some cake sprinkles for your hair
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...i dont think thats been said 0.e

lie in the meat section...naked :O (ynow the one with the glass and the people on the other side cut the meat and everything)
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I have never been to a Wal-mart.


Pee in the vegetables
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Get a bb gun and be in a shopping kart and a friend has a remote control car that shoots bbs so you can pretend to be in a car chase.
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