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Today I got really high at my friends house and decided to walk to the park to cool off and enjoy the scenery since it was nice weather.
So I get to the park and I start my first lap, some kids are playing basketball. I didn't think I was that high but I started to peak and my soul entered dream state. So halfway through my first lap there are words on the ground, they move through my skin like needles and I start to run. Then there is this dark matter object and I walk through it and my soul enters Raven Mode and my wings spread out, so now I'm gliding, as I complete the first lap I pass the kids playing basketball. Their voices and words fly all in my head and I can hear them. I pass through the dark matter object again and my chest and spirit claws form and I feel like I am completely in a dream/acid trip and start bugging out, they tell me to go to the center of the field after my 3rd lap and I do and i I lay there and get really sad. I start crying for about 30 minutes before getting up. Once I got up I was in a completely different world and I saw my guardian, Bella. She explained to me that the waters of past can never be forsaken, yet are forged later in life.
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I had a dream last night that I took a guy to bed only to discover his body was made entirely out of Legos. Does anybody know what this means?
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My dad was a project manager for a company whose primary client is the US Navy. There was one particular member of the team, a rather overweight man named Mike, who seemed to be and endless font of weird stories.
Mike was in charge of the networking of one particular computer lab. Anytime someone went into the lab, he would remote in to one of the computers, make it start playing that annoying as hell Crazy Frog that was popular some years ago (for god knows what reason) at full volume, and then lock the computer. Nobody managed to work in that lab for longer than ten minutes. Another game Mike liked to play was "Howl Like a Wolf." There would be a bunch of high-ranking government officials, uniformed naval officers, and execs of the company sitting around a board room in the middle of a meeting, and all of a sudden, they would hear the sounds of a wolf howling from outside the door. Confusion and panic would obviously ensue, and my dad always had to explain, "No, don't worry, that's just Mike." Mike never offered any explanation for this behavior. One day, Mike didn't show up to work. My dad asked someone what happened. Turns out, Mike was a beekeeper, and had gotten a new shipment of bees in that he was planning on introducing to the hive. Unfortunately, these bees were not in fact bees, but African killer hornets. So when he released them, they attacked. Mike began running desperately towards a lake on his property in an attempt to get away, but, as I mentioned before, Mike was rather overweight, and thus not up to running. Mike died that day, not from African killer hornets, but of a heart attack. Apparently they spent the entire funeral getting drunk and telling Mike stories. You just can't make that stuff up.
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America's work ethics have gone down the drain. For the past four months, I've been frequenting this suicide hotline that my friend recommended to me(okay I lied, I don't have any friends). Every time I call him, he gives...less than helpful advice. One time it was"go talk to your mom". I told him I ran away from my mom. He says I deserved it. Another time he actually challenged me to kill myself, but to do it somewhere far away so that nobody would have to clean my mess up after I was gone. Anyways, today I call again, and would you look at that, I get the same guy. Again. He finally levels with me and says he is probably going to get fired soon, as is performance has been very poor, and that he didn't care to help people like me anymore. So in his last act of defiance, he tries to talk the people into offing themselves. I wonder if he knew he was going to be fired for poor performance, why doesn't he just do his job better.
Anyways, I have his name, so when I do end myself, I'll write in my suicide note that it was his fault, and he will never be be hired by any sane person. Even in death, I can make people suffer.
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I just worded that wrong. I'm still working that Friday and weekend.
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You ought to be a part of a contest for one of the finest sites online. I will highly recommend this blog!
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I drove my car inside the production hall at work, because there's no good places to sleep around here. So I'm taking a nap on the back seat zzzzZ
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Come to Australia then. Join us in our weird state of being a PAL region yet having separate release dates.
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Scotland is my favourite country. Don't talk crap about it's brilliant accents!
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They're one of my favourite countries too but that doesn't change that I cant understand what the **** they're saying xD
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Oh wow Cal, it's almost your birthday! Excited for the big 18?
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What's the point of the forums being back up if the only new posts are in this stupid thread xD
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