Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

Igiari · 01-29-2012, 09:00 PM

Just do as the title says, start a horrible rumor about the person above you

Can't start a rumor so I'll wait...

Proto · 01-29-2012, 09:27 PM

why would i do that? thats not very nice.

Starless · 01-29-2012, 10:44 PM

Word is Protoman does some inappropriate stuff in his basement.

UglyLlama · 01-29-2012, 11:22 PM

OMG, did you hear, Starless chokes newborn babies with poorly made wool scarves and then puts them in a trash compactor to hide the evidence!!! :O

GreenThunder · 01-29-2012, 11:23 PM

Have you heard about the guy above me? I heard he was an Ugly Llama

Non-Specific Action Figure · 01-29-2012, 11:56 PM

Did you hear that green thunder killed Luigi and now pretends to be him, kinda like the Paul McCartney died scenario. You really suck GREENTHUNDER!!!!!!!

BinkyBella · 01-29-2012, 11:56 PM

Extremespeedster is on probation for extreme speeding. Shame on you. Remember - 45, stay alive.

bro96 · 01-30-2012, 12:08 AM

Did you guys hear BinkyBella Kidnaps old people!!!

Hound of God · 01-30-2012, 12:14 AM

Rumor has it that bro96 is really a girl...

Starless · 01-30-2012, 12:16 AM

I heard through the grapevine that Hound of God eats children.

The Creator · 01-30-2012, 12:22 AM

A little bird told me Starless wants to remain anonymous on the internet. That's why he never has the same name or avatar every 2 weeks.

Snail · 01-30-2012, 12:27 AM

Rumor has it that the creator takes dead bodies from graves, chops em up,strains the blood, puts the rest in a blender with ice cream. He then drinks the gory milkshake and takes the remaining blood and pours it on his spaghetti. But thats not all. He also chains ponies to a fence and beams them with baseballs and beats them to death with a club. He takes there bodies and buries them under his kids' room's floorboards. What a sick man

BinkyBella · 01-30-2012, 12:27 AM

I heard that Snail is in social Siberia and never gets invited to parties.

Hound of God · 01-30-2012, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starless View Post

I heard through the grapevine that Hound of God eats children.

Funny thing, that grapevine. Now tell where that dead-man is.

I heard BinkyBella is a Bieber fan.

NinYin · 01-30-2012, 08:48 AM

Guess what? I hear that Hound of God likes cabbage patch babies

BinkyBella · 01-30-2012, 09:24 AM

Did you know that NinYin watches every show with Paris Hilton and is the proud owner of the domain: I heart Paris dot com.

rollin4em · 01-30-2012, 10:13 AM

BinkyBella is a guy who pretends to be a girl on the interwebs so that he can leer unsuspecting internet guys out in the open so he can sacrifice them to the internet gods. He then eats his victim.

dcv1979 · 01-30-2012, 11:09 AM

Rollin has all Cs in his report card

rollin4em · 01-30-2012, 11:28 AM

dcv gets in last place every time in Mario kart

dcv1979 · 01-30-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by rollin4em View Post

dcv gets in last place every time in Mario kart

Howd you know that? Lol!
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Rollin has three girlfriends all at the same time

rollin4em · 01-30-2012, 06:09 PM

I think that's a good rumor

Dcv sucks his thumb

HylianMadness · 01-30-2012, 07:54 PM

Did you know, according to IGN, rollin4em beats his pokemon to bend them to his will? If they still don't behave, he shoves them in tiny balls around 1/100 of their size and crushes them to death!

BinkyBella · 01-30-2012, 08:36 PM

HylianMadness claims to have beaten SM 3d land in less than 24 hours, but really it took 6 weeks with help from his Grandma.

rollin4em · 01-30-2012, 11:03 PM

BinkyBella ran away from home after walking in on her parents having sex.

BinkyBella · 01-30-2012, 11:05 PM

People move away from Rollin4em on the bus.

BinkyBella · 01-30-2012, 11:14 PM

Hound of God's fave song on karaoke is 'Don't go breaking my heart'

Noddles · 01-30-2012, 11:18 PM

BinkyBella is a closet furry

rollin4em · 01-30-2012, 11:20 PM

Noodles eats his neighbor's cats

Hound of God · 01-30-2012, 11:33 PM

Rollin is a cat.

ErixSmiles · 01-31-2012, 12:00 AM

Zomg, did you hear? Hound of God pokes hobos for a hobby and wears cats as hats! *unintentional rhyming**or was it*.

The Creator · 01-31-2012, 12:02 AM

ErixSmiles's smile is really an upside down frown. He never is happy enough for a real smile.

rollin4em · 01-31-2012, 12:16 AM

The Creator got bit by a radio active spider and became a thief, he is now worth 2 billion dollars and he now sits back laughing at all us normal people

Frogman · 01-31-2012, 01:37 AM

I heard that they like to have bubble baths with their clothing still on

Beldomsey · 01-31-2012, 01:43 AM

The so called "Frogman" killed Santa. . . I HATE YOU FROGGEH!!

ozric99 · 01-31-2012, 02:26 AM

Beldomsey ate Rudolph.

Beldomsey · 01-31-2012, 04:35 PM

You helped...

Abcdude · 01-31-2012, 05:19 PM

Beldomsey was the one who stole the mayan's drawing tool, thus causing them to have to stop at december 21st 2012. Cuasing the future to be a chaotic mess over nothing.

rollin4em · 01-31-2012, 08:30 PM

Abcdude caused the tsunami in japan when he was looking for oil in the ocean

3DSAqua · 01-31-2012, 10:12 PM

Did you hear? rollin4em got arrested for Pikachu abuse... :O

rollin4em · 02-01-2012, 06:38 AM

did you know that 3DAqua is really an FBI agent looking for people to arrest when SOPA passes

dcv1979 · 02-01-2012, 10:31 AM

rollin4em has a hot ex-girlfriend that he traded for a Blue 3DS?

Beldomsey · 02-01-2012, 04:07 PM

Rollin4em. . . Hates pancakes. . . I WILL HATE YOU FOREVER!

Cloud358 · 02-01-2012, 04:23 PM

beldomsey is actually a bunnygirl stalker (what is wrong with me today?)

**Baroque** · 02-01-2012, 04:34 PM

Stop! This thread is getting out of hand. Keep the posts within the scope of the rules or i'm locking it and giving everyone involved an infraction. This is goes double for you, Cloud358.

Xeuman · 02-01-2012, 04:37 PM

Bar looks at me once a day. What a meanie!

HylianMadness · 02-01-2012, 04:55 PM

Hey, I just heard that 3DSAqua steals treasure from an Emperor! He has a facade as a guard in the Forbidden City, but when night falls, he transforms into the Rythm Thief! He steals by....dan..cing...?

Lily · 02-01-2012, 05:10 PM

Aparently HM started stealing a load of Zelda games.

Sephazon · 02-01-2012, 05:12 PM

Lily wears sunglasses because she's really a basilisk and if she didn't, we'd all turn into stone.

Lily · 02-01-2012, 05:35 PM

Seph is really and evil murder who has plans to destroy the earth.

oshawott · 02-01-2012, 05:50 PM

OMG! Hey! didnt you hear? Lily is a kidnapper! She wears those glasses to hide her identity

Lily · 02-01-2012, 06:36 PM

Oshawott is an evil guy who want's to kill everyone as he hides his identity by lacking an avatar.

Yuoke · 02-01-2012, 06:50 PM

Lily actually doesn't like homestruck at all, but pretends to so she can be cool.

Abcdude · 02-01-2012, 07:44 PM

cloud likes kicking puppies.

be ashamed.

cheezyphil · 02-01-2012, 08:02 PM

Abcdude likes throwing rotten grapes at hobos. BUT ONLY ON THE WEEKENDS.

Abcdude · 02-01-2012, 08:08 PM

cheezyphil likes stealing cheese from people named phil.

Starless · 02-01-2012, 08:41 PM

Abcdude doesn't actually know his ABCs.

BinkyBella · 02-01-2012, 08:41 PM

Starless thinks people who are allergic to nuts can't have coconuts.

Cloud358 · 02-01-2012, 09:11 PM

binkybella doesent know what shes talking about

HylianMadness · 02-01-2012, 09:12 PM

Binky is actually a brony!!

Cloud358 · 02-01-2012, 09:13 PM

hylianmadness posted about the same person as me at the same time ^_^

Abcdude · 02-01-2012, 09:29 PM

cloud makes toxic clouds causin' the melting of the ice caps.

BinkyBella · 02-01-2012, 09:39 PM

Abcdude doesn't know the alphabet song

rollin4em · 02-01-2012, 09:55 PM

BinkyBella plans to take over the world using her trained pandas

Noddles · 02-01-2012, 10:00 PM

rollin4em rolls me some buds

hole_jago · 02-01-2012, 10:02 PM

Noddles hates noodles.

Abcdude · 02-01-2012, 11:23 PM

Hole_jago hates dead or alive so much, he wishes every copy of the games burns in it's own sorrow.

BinkyBella · 02-02-2012, 04:48 AM

Abcdude stalks squirrels and steals their peanut stash.

Nuba · 02-02-2012, 04:54 AM

BinkyBella hates mudkips

cheezyphil · 02-02-2012, 04:55 AM

Nuba is actually a deformed Tuba.

aRt · 02-02-2012, 04:57 AM

Binky is actually an old man xD

Abcdude · 02-02-2012, 04:57 AM

Art makes awesome pictures BETTER THAN MINE, WHY!!!

ZeroChrome · 02-02-2012, 05:00 AM

Psst. Don't tell anyone, but I heard Abcdude ate cat food while he fed his cat fried chicken. They both blew chunks.

cheezyphil · 02-02-2012, 05:00 AM

Zerocrux is actually a senior member.

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Originally Posted by aRt View Post

Binky is actually an old man xD

I'm not Binky...

rollin4em · 02-02-2012, 05:37 AM

tell everyone this cheezyphil once pooped his pants at a school assembly because the teachers scared him

BinkyBella · 02-02-2012, 05:50 AM

I heard rollin4em dances like his grand-dad at a wedding

rollin4em · 02-02-2012, 05:54 AM

I heard binkybella isn't awesome and is a downer

BinkyBella · 02-02-2012, 05:59 AM

rollin4em wears guyliner and manscara to make his eyes 'pop'

rollin4em · 02-02-2012, 06:14 AM

binkybella has a crush on pikachu

BinkyBella · 02-02-2012, 06:31 AM

how did you know?

I heard rollin4em eats burgers on the kitchen floor, David Hassellhoff style

Abcdude · 02-02-2012, 07:15 AM

Didn't you know that secret?

WHAT! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE SECRET!?!?!?!?

K, I will tell you.

*Binkybella sleeps with a care bear doll :O*

BinkyBella · 02-02-2012, 07:40 AM

Are you stalking me or what? LOL

Abcdude dances to Britney Spears in his underpants

aRt · 02-02-2012, 07:42 AM

Breaking news: Binky likes to call to 911 and pretend she had an accident

Abcdude · 02-02-2012, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by aRt View Post

Breaking news: Binky likes to call to 911 and pretend she had an accident

Art likes playing tag with his imaginary friends :I

aRt · 02-02-2012, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Abcdude View Post

Art likes playing tag with his imaginary friends :I

Abcdude pees on his bed every time he has nightmares

BinkyBella · 02-02-2012, 07:50 AM

Art cried when he found out Santa wasn't real

Yuoke · 02-02-2012, 07:50 AM

Binky cried when she found out Betty Boop wasn't real.

Abcdude · 02-02-2012, 07:51 AM

Yuoke had a meltdown when he learned hannah montana was is miley cyrus...

Auzzie Wingman · 02-02-2012, 12:27 PM

*psssst*
"I heard Abcdude doesn't flush the toilet or wash his hands"

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 12:53 AM

Auzzie is an alien.

Lily · 07-13-2012, 06:37 AM

Jjdora is an evil monster.

Gideon Jura · 07-13-2012, 06:46 AM

Lily is a serial killer

PikMan · 07-13-2012, 06:55 AM

------------By the time Lzien was born, he killed 4 people. Tragically, his mother died during his birth. Some say it was "complications", some say otherwise. Both his grandparents, who loved him dearly, were found drowned in bowls of oatmeal. They had the words carved into their foreheads, "Too hot, too cold, just right." He had a Nanny, who also found out about him, by finding crushed bones of babies in his sheets. She died later that week. Everyone in his family perished. No evidence whats so ever. Every murder was something different. That's why it was so hard to catch him while he was still young, and weak. The last person to testify against him, his older brother, was found hung with his eye's gouged out , his mouth stitched, and his ears filled with hot wax right before the court appearance. He's been roaming the streets of New york, killing homeless people at night, and feasting on their appendages. When little kids get separated from their parents, he grabs them, promises them he will help them get reunited, goes to secluded spot, and then rips out their heart and punches them with it. His eyes are as black as coal. His teeth, yellow and blood stained, seem to melt over his chin. He has skin so pale, he seems transparent. Anyone who tries to stop him, usually gets killed in the process. We've lost 54 of our best cops to him, and now, we've given up. He's a relentless killer. Our hopes, some day, is that he will die of insanity, and slowly perish.

Snail · 07-13-2012, 07:55 AM

PikMan, eh? That guy kills kittens in his closet and then drinks the blood out of their skulls....but you didnt hear it from me

PikMan · 07-13-2012, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Snail View Post

PikMan, eh? That guy kills kittens in his closet and then drinks the blood out of their skulls....but you didnt hear it from me

Of course! That's how I get the high post count, silly! Your supposed to write a rumor!

Fluttershy! · 07-13-2012, 11:36 AM

This guy LOVES Red Pikman.

Scizor · 07-13-2012, 11:37 AM

Drink-Luigi thinks North Carolina is a country.

eha081 · 07-13-2012, 01:33 PM

Hey! Rumor has it Scizor is planning to take over the forum and destroy the forum games.

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 01:34 PM

did you know eha was a cannibal duck, he eats other ducks

eha081 · 07-13-2012, 01:37 PM

Turtles is actually planning to hack all of the members' computers.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 01:37 PM

Psst. Word on the street is that eha here has a collection of cars he "found" from unsuspecting vict- I mean people.

eha081 · 07-13-2012, 01:39 PM

Psst... Did you know that Iggy actually listens to The Duck Song 25 hours a day?

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 01:41 PM

There's been a rumor going around that inside eha's room he keeps 10 different DVDs on how to cook and flambe duck in 1000 different ways. He's been doing this for a year, has only eaten around 360 different kinds of cooked duck. His family, knowing the "duck-lover" he is, don't suspect a thing. I heard one day, somebody found one of the books... good luck finding him. eha did something you don't wanna know.

eha081 · 07-13-2012, 01:45 PM

Rumor has it Iggy is leading a big organisation fighting for the freedom of pickles. They're planning to make pickles the only food left on earth by using giant machines they're building this very moment...

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 01:46 PM

did you know eha was the real yoshi troll...

eha081 · 07-13-2012, 01:47 PM

Rumor has it Turtles is actually a purple frog...

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 01:48 PM

thats not really a bad rumor eha

the reason eha is so scared of the mods, is cause he wants to be a mod himself, and make the forum games the only open place left

eha081 · 07-13-2012, 01:50 PM

... Who told you that?!?!
Did you know that Turtles is actually dreaming about being the worlds most famous troller?

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 01:51 PM

I’ve heard from a reliable source that eha has been taking “friends” home to play on their 3DSes. However, eha has been rumored to bring them outside after near his pond, and then gently pushes them off. What he does with his friends after... that’s for another day, folks.

Gideon Jura · 07-13-2012, 01:52 PM

You think that's bad igiari deals in human trafficking.

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenturtles View Post

thats not really a bad rumor eha

the reason eha is so scared of the mods, is cause he wants to be a mod himself, and make the forum games the only open place left

Quote:

Originally Posted by eha081 View Post

... Who told you that?!?!
Did you know that Turtles is actually dreaming about being the worlds most famous troller?

was i actually right?
and whats human trafficking?

lizen dreams to organize a team similar to team rocket, but has an evil cat instead of a meowth.

eha081 · 07-13-2012, 01:56 PM

It's said that Turtles is planning an attack against Nintendo because she wants the Wii U before launch...

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 01:57 PM

eha plans to take over the school through farting.This is one of my lesser rumors.

Nachos~ · 07-13-2012, 01:58 PM

igiari was with the neighbors' goat last night.

Gideon Jura · 07-13-2012, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenturtles View Post

was i actually right?
and whats human trafficking?

lizen dreams to organize a team similar to team rocket, but has an evil cat instead of a meowth.

Kidnapping people and selling them to people as slaves, prostitutes etc., Ever seen Taken? BTW Gamerfan is secretly planning to exterminate Baroque

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 02:02 PM

oh, no i havent...

lizen is planning to shut down the internet then reset it up to make loads of money

Gideon Jura · 07-13-2012, 02:08 PM

You spell my name wrong every time lol
anyway everynight Greenturtles walks around the city looking for homeless people to bring home for dinner. except instead of sitting in a chair they sit on a plate on the table.

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 02:15 PM

i always thought it was iz not zi :P

lzien dreams of eating eha, then me D:

Gideon Jura · 07-13-2012, 02:26 PM

You know it, but you deserve it after what you did to Micheal Jackson pfft putting pills in his food how could you

Lily · 07-13-2012, 05:55 PM

Lzien apparently likes dancing to Caramelldansen when nobody is looking.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 05:57 PM

Lily still lives with her parents.

Lily · 07-13-2012, 06:00 PM

Hey thats true! I'm only 15.
Apparently jjdora killed a fluffy bunny. Evil I say!

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 06:01 PM

lily eats puppies for breakfast. and kitties for dinner. bunnies are saved for pudding.

im just 16, and im from england -hi5-

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 06:02 PM

Turtles like to drink duck blood.

Fluttershy! · 07-13-2012, 06:03 PM

JJ thinks Zelda games are the worst.

Lily · 07-13-2012, 06:03 PM

Drink Luigi enjoys singing 'Never gonna give you up' really badly at parties.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 06:14 PM

Lily listens to rebecca black songs.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 06:15 PM

jjorda has a secret collection of pictures of everyone on the forums. How he got them, just don't get up at night...

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 06:17 PM

iggy wishes he was justin beiber

Lily · 07-13-2012, 06:18 PM

Gt dresses up like Lady Gaga and sings Leather Pants on the way to school every day.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 06:22 PM

Lily Has a secret room with pictures of iggy all over them.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 06:23 PM

o.o

Jjorda is secretly building a doomsday device in his basement with the goal of world conquest.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 06:25 PM

Iggy never washed his hands and has a girl name.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jjorda9732 View Post

Iggy never washed his hands and has a girl name.

Unfortunately, that's true. The name part, not the hands part. But my name can be a guy's name, too!

jjorda has been plotting to rob Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo to create his own ultimate console.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 06:28 PM

Iggy created ouya to rob people of their money because on touch it explodes.

Fluttershy! · 07-13-2012, 06:39 PM

jj has a secret room with pics of iggy all over them......ewwww! nasty!

Lily · 07-13-2012, 06:40 PM

Drink luigi has bananas that are guns that shoot mini bananas.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 06:44 PM

Thats not bad thats cool

Lily swims in ducks.

sonic the frog · 07-13-2012, 06:46 PM

JJ dated Justin Beiber and lady gaga at the same time.

Fluttershy! · 07-13-2012, 06:48 PM

Stf dislieks sonic and frogs.

sonic the frog · 07-13-2012, 06:49 PM

DL hates the color Purple

Fluttershy! · 07-13-2012, 06:51 PM

*gasp!* Take that back! stf ****s monkays.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 06:54 PM

Drink-Luigi secretly hates ponies, but doesn't want to anger the pony lovers.

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 06:55 PM

iggy, you stole mine D:

igiari secretly wishes he could be famous to be justin beiber's best friend

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 06:55 PM

Greenturtles has turtles soup each week.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 06:57 PM

Iggy secrectly is a fat dude that watches everyone's internet activity.

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 06:57 PM

for iggy: not each week, but i do like soup

iggy has pet ducks that he kills each christmas and eats cause there are no turkeys in canada

jjorda goes to wig stores and puts on long wigs and dresses up like a girl

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 07:05 PM

Turtles is in love with a lion but is cheeting on it for a cheetah.

Fluttershy! · 07-13-2012, 07:06 PM

GT likes goombas more dan koopas.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 07:08 PM

DL likes using the girl's locker room instead of the boys.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 07:09 PM

Iggy is secretly a PL fan rather than AA.

Turtles · 07-13-2012, 07:10 PM

jjorda wishes there was a zelda game with a chance to be zelda and be all locked up or kidnapped

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 07:11 PM

Turtles secretly is a goomba but pretends to be a koopa.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 07:14 PM

Jjorda thought that when he first played a Zelda game, that Link's name was Zelda.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 07:19 PM

Iggy chose snivy for a starter.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 07:22 PM

I like Snivy, so yes, I would and will.
Jj has been secretly posing as the President of the United States.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 07:23 PM

Iggy thinks starburst powns.

Igiari · 07-13-2012, 07:38 PM

jjorda has a pet shark he uses to devour anyone in his path.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 07:40 PM

Iggy buys puppies every day just to torture them.

Non-Specific Action Figure · 07-13-2012, 07:43 PM

jjorda likes trains

Fluttershy! · 07-13-2012, 07:45 PM

NSAF likes trains.

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 08:09 PM

DL is a vampire from twilight.

Lily · 07-13-2012, 08:25 PM

JJ cosplays Link badly, but is not hawt like the real Link.

Gideon Jura · 07-13-2012, 09:42 PM

Lily goes to childrens plays at school and throws tomatos at them

Lily · 07-13-2012, 09:47 PM

Lzien listens to Justin Beiber all day long.

Nachos~ · 07-13-2012, 10:57 PM

Lily plays with dolls at night while everyone is sleeping.

BluePikmin11 · 07-13-2012, 11:07 PM

Gamerfan hangs out with Samus in Miami Beach

Kokiri-Kid · 07-13-2012, 11:10 PM

Bluepikmin has no life and watches as others live theirs.

Igiari · 07-14-2012, 03:34 PM

jj has a secret organization that he uses to make people he doesn't like disappear.

sonic the frog · 07-14-2012, 03:42 PM

Igiari is a professor not an Ace Attorney

Fluttershy! · 07-14-2012, 03:43 PM

iggy Wishes he would have gotten this name before I did.

Igiari · 07-14-2012, 03:58 PM

Fluttershy! wishes that bronies didn't exist.

Turtles · 07-14-2012, 04:00 PM

iggy is going to pm bar asking for his username to be changed to eha082 to confuse everyone.

Fluttershy! · 07-14-2012, 04:04 PM

Gt is gonna pm bar asking to change her username to RedTurtles to confuse everyone.

sonic the frog · 07-14-2012, 04:53 PM

FS wishes that his/her name was Drink-Luigi.

eha081 · 07-14-2012, 05:34 PM

Wrath is planning to change his name to Baroquey and ban everyone he dislikes...

Fluttershy! · 07-14-2012, 05:35 PM

Im a guy. Eha stinks up ponds.

eha081 · 07-14-2012, 05:37 PM

Did you know that FS actually is a pony-hating cow?

Igiari · 07-14-2012, 05:44 PM

eha plans to take over the forums through the power of ponies.

PikMan · 07-14-2012, 05:50 PM

------------By the time igiari was born, he killed 4 people. Tragically, his mother died during his birth. Some say it was "complications", some say otherwise. Both his grandparents, who loved him dearly, were found drowned in bowls of oatmeal. They had the words carved into their foreheads, "Too hot, too cold, just right." He had a Nanny, who also found out about him, by finding crushed bones of babies in his sheets. She died later that week. Everyone in his family perished. No evidence whats so ever. Every murder was something different. That's why it was so hard to catch him while he was still young, and weak. The last person to testify against him, his older brother, was found hung with his eye's gouged out , his mouth stitched, and his ears filled with hot wax right before the court appearance. He's been roaming the streets of New york, killing homeless people at night, and feasting on their appendages. When little kids get separated from their parents, he grabs them, promises them he will help them get reunited, goes to secluded spot, and then rips out their heart and punches them with it. His eyes are as black as coal. His teeth, yellow and blood stained, seem to melt over his chin. He has skin so pale, he seems transparent. Anyone who tries to stop him, usually gets killed in the process. We've lost 54 of our best cops to him, and now, we've given up. He's a relentless killer. Our hopes, some day, is that he will die of insanity, and slowly perish.

Nachos~ · 07-14-2012, 06:22 PM

Pikman has a secret obsession with Justin Bieber.

Heffir · 07-14-2012, 07:19 PM

Gamerfan hates gamers.

eha081 · 07-14-2012, 09:50 PM

Heffir actually just has his FC in his signature to hack other people's 3DSes.

Nachos~ · 07-14-2012, 10:10 PM

eha081 keeps saying in the chatbox that the 3DS is more powerful than the PS3.

Xeuman · 07-14-2012, 10:13 PM

You game with fans.

Nachos~ · 07-14-2012, 10:20 PM

Xeuonia sold his clothes to get Theatrhythm Final Fantasy

eha081 · 07-14-2012, 10:24 PM

Psst! Did you know that Gamerfan is trying to put a Wario nose on the sphinx?

Igiari · 07-14-2012, 11:33 PM

eha is planning on hacking into the forums to change everyone's name to duck.

HughJazz · 07-15-2012, 04:26 AM

isn't a real attorney .. he just plays one on the Wii

JTA777 · 07-15-2012, 05:56 AM

Is Canadian. :P

HughJazz · 07-15-2012, 07:01 AM

can't read or write

eha081 · 07-15-2012, 10:00 AM

Hey, did you know that HughJazz is writing in white to hypnotize everyone on the forum?

HughJazz · 07-15-2012, 10:06 AM

wishes he were as clever as I to write in white

eha081 · 07-15-2012, 10:08 AM

I've heard from a reliable source that HughJazz is planning to start a new Yoshi attack.

HughJazz · 07-15-2012, 10:14 AM

doesn't know the difference between Yoshi and Sushi

eha081 · 07-15-2012, 10:16 AM

Did you know that HJ wants to become a mod just to ban everyone he dislikes?

HughJazz · 07-15-2012, 10:20 AM

came to the rumor thread to tell the truth

eha081 · 07-15-2012, 10:22 AM

Psst. Have you heard that HJ is trying to listen to Nyan cat for one year without any breaks?

HughJazz · 07-15-2012, 10:34 AM

Hepp loves cats .. but he can never finish a whole one

eha081 · 07-15-2012, 10:36 AM

HJ is actually a Vita fan. He's going to lead a Vita attack against the forum.

HughJazz · 07-15-2012, 10:43 AM

Hepp will be my general in charge of licking the spoons