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Chuck norris facts game!!!!!
Old 01-29-2011, 12:47 AM
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Say Facts about Chuck Norris!!!!! ONLY DO 1!!!!!
Chuck Norris Sleeps with his eye's open!!!
Old 01-30-2011, 08:03 PM
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Chuck Norris can go to antarctica in a t-shirt and come back sweating
Old 01-30-2011, 08:06 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the street?
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Why did it stop half way?
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Old 01-30-2011, 08:23 PM
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Chuck Norris doesnt do Push Ups, he pushes the Earth DOWN!
Old 01-30-2011, 08:25 PM
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Chuck Norris tear's can cure cancer but he never cries
Old 01-30-2011, 08:34 PM
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You know that the city of los angeles named a street chuck norris not soon after it was change I beileve the reason was.....
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Chuck norris has had a 3DS for 2 years.

Chuck Norris really died 3 years ago but death is too afriad to tell him.
Old 01-30-2011, 08:45 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a house to live in he has a planet or something
(LAME JOKE)
Old 02-01-2011, 02:43 AM
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Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Osama Bin laden is hiding.
Old 02-06-2011, 01:05 AM
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chuc noris is somwany i don't know
Old 02-06-2011, 02:13 PM
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Chuck Norris is in one of the AR games. Sewiously!
Old 02-08-2011, 01:05 AM
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he has a 3rd fist under his beard
Old 05-06-2011, 09:05 PM
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Old 05-06-2011, 09:06 PM
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Overused, old, and unfunny memes.

No thanks.
Old 05-06-2011, 09:37 PM
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Chuck Norris was once trekking through the desert where a snake bit him. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.

Chuck Norris has been dead for a long time. The Grim Reaper was just too scared to tell him.

When Chuck Norris eats a Rubik's Cube, he poops it out solved.
Old 05-06-2011, 10:15 PM
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Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
Now that's a good one! Don't hear too much about Where's Waldo anymore.

Let me try one:
Chuck Norris fells redwood trees with one karate chop.

Okay, mine wasn't that good.
Old 05-06-2011, 10:16 PM
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
so i herd u liek pointlezz bumpz
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chuck norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is

link can only say "heeeyah" because chuck norris falcon kicked him (link was illiterate from overexposure to awesomeness)
Old 05-07-2011, 11:02 PM
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat a brick wall at a game of tennis.
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chuck norris got double defense without needing golden or silver guantlets
Old 05-10-2011, 08:06 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes are lame and outdated.

Does that count as a chuck norris fact? :3
Old 05-10-2011, 08:25 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes are cliche. Hey, you said to post "facts"!
Old 07-19-2012, 12:08 AM
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when Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Liam Neeson
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:11 AM
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Chuck Norris has access to the mod lounge.
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:15 AM
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When Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks under his bed for wild Magikarp.
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:20 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. Hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:21 AM
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Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee.
Old 07-19-2012, 12:25 AM
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Chuck Norris is secretly David
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:26 AM
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:30 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a pokemon named after him while both Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan do.
Old 07-19-2012, 12:30 AM
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Chuck norris is an 80 year old washed up has been. Most of the people who use hisnjokes dont even know who he is. Bruce lee pwns him.
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:40 AM
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends
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Old 07-23-2012, 08:44 AM
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Chuck Norris is able to enter and exit peoples dreams whenever he wants to.
Old 07-23-2012, 09:12 AM
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isn't that Freddy Kreuger ?

Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... twice
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Old 07-24-2012, 09:07 AM
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isn't that Freddy Kreuger ?

Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... twice
Huh, didn't think about that when I posted.

Chuck Norris can fast forward tv shows, when they are live.