1) He could defeat even the toughest pokemon in a battle if he was a pokemon.
2) Who cares if he's fat? Garlic all day, every day!
3) He doesn't let anything get in his way.
4) He makes microgames.
5) That mustache!

6) He's honest about who he is. I know there's a greedy little bastard like him in every single human being if you dig deep enough.

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7) His farts are quite powerful and deadly.

8) He's actually a pretty original anti-hero character compared to Mario and Luigi

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9) He's very funny! He and his brother are goofballs so it's fun to know what they're going to do next!

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10) he hosts fartfests

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11) His purple car.
12) Wario in anime form! (Wario Land on Wii) So kawaii.... :3

13) HIS POWER-UPS

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14) Dat awsome bike
15) Warioware games
16) His eagle hat. That thing is ****ing awesome.

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17) Is never going to give you up, never gonna let you down! (He won't quit trying to defeat Mario xD)
18)" IMA WARIO IMA GONNA WIN" and other awesome catchphrases

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19) His unique nose that resembles a dragon fruit

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20) DOH I MISSED

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21) Wario Land 3 exists because of him and that game is 10% of my childhood

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22) cant think of any he wears a yellow hat

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23: He's funny as crap!
24: He's tuff, but all gooey on the inside.

25: He, um... Surprised this thread didn't die early
He... :| ... He makes Nuclear fart clouds..?

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Oh who am I kidding... -Shoots self-

I think we're running out of stuff to say.

I'm surprised we had anything to say at all.

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I know right.

Wario is lucky we don't just chuck him off a cliff!

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Omg, this! xD

26) Wario Land 4. It's like Wario's high on coffee running around in that game!
27) He never gives up.

28) Because Wario told me to bump his awesomeness.

29. Yellow and purple outfit. Stylin'

30. Having an awesome circuit named in his honour on MK64

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31 - he likes garlic. garlic is quite good in many dishes, like garlic bread!

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I like how his eyes are red as if to indicate how evil he is