Today i've smoked my last cigarette and chugged my last bottle of whiskey. The only thing I have left now is my nintendo 3DS and three dollars and fifty cents. I can’t believe my life has come to this, but I might as well keep this all down in the last few pages of my journal.

This all started exactly a year ago, I don’t remember when exactly, but If I recall, it was the Summer of 2012. I moved into a small city called Nintendo 3DS Forums, just a few miles away from neoGAFville and 4chanvalley. I met the mayor of the city, David, on my first day. But instead of a warm welcome, he gave me more of a sneer, knowing that something was wrong with me.

Later that night I decided to have some fun for my first day and stop at the city’s cheapest strip club, club penguin. When I walked into the club and laid my money on the counter I was introduced to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. After the show I met her in the back of the club and we talked, I learned her name was cadence.

We got back to her apartment and did some things. After that I vowed to return to her as soon as possible. As I left, I heard a shot in the dark. It came from a valley directly west from me. I walked closer across the broken bottles beneath my feet as I heard bullet shells start hitting the ground. I had to make my move, so I ran out when I had my chance.

Little did I know it was too late.

I blacked out on the pavement.