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Old 07-21-2011, 09:19 AM
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Yo momma soooooo fat, Japanese whalers poached her!
Old 07-21-2011, 01:43 PM
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yo mommas sooo skinny she can pull off the record for invisibility anytime!
Old 07-21-2011, 02:39 PM
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Considering the recent release of the new Harry Potter film...

Yo momma so ugly, her Boggart is a mirror!
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^please make it something not harry potter related as i will not understad a thing
Old 07-22-2011, 01:25 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
Old 07-22-2011, 01:39 AM
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Old 07-22-2011, 01:41 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Old 07-22-2011, 01:44 AM
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Old 07-22-2011, 01:47 AM
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Old 07-22-2011, 01:50 AM
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Old 07-22-2011, 01:51 AM
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Old 07-22-2011, 01:54 AM
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i already used that one -_-

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Old 07-22-2011, 01:57 AM
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oops lol
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her
Old 07-22-2011, 02:03 AM
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yo mama so poor she uses krokodil instead of cocaine
Old 07-22-2011, 02:06 AM
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Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Old 07-22-2011, 02:07 AM
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yo mama so bald she took a shower and got brain washed
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Yo momma is so fat, when she decided to wear a red dress, everybody shouted: "Hey Kool-Aid!"
Old 07-22-2011, 02:15 AM
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yo mama so bald and poor she killed a dog and uses his fur as a wig
Old 07-22-2011, 02:17 AM
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yo momma's so drunk she mistaken a lamppost for your dad
Old 07-24-2011, 09:04 AM
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yo mama so poor and hairy she shaves with her own nails
Old 07-24-2011, 09:22 AM
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Yo momma so old, i told her to act her age and she died.
Old 07-24-2011, 09:25 AM
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yo mama so old, when she sneezes dust is spread around
Old 07-24-2011, 03:27 PM
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Yo momma so old, she said Jurassic Park brings back memories.
Old 07-24-2011, 10:09 PM
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Yo mommas so old, that the she is mentioned in the bible before earth was made
Old 07-24-2011, 10:12 PM
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Your mom dated Adam before Eve.
Old 07-24-2011, 10:17 PM
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Yo mommas so dumb that when she was walking by a statue she started a stare contest.
Old 07-24-2011, 11:51 PM
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Yo momma so dumb, the bartender told her that drinks were on the house, so she got a ladder.
Old 07-25-2011, 06:29 AM
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Yo mommas so ugly they had to rescript the show from "beauty and the geek" to to "beasty and the prey"
Old 07-25-2011, 08:46 AM
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^lol
Yo momma teeth so yellow, she stops traffic.
Old 07-27-2011, 05:52 AM
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Your mum is so fat, that when she walked past a bunch of lowlives, they said made explosion sounds in time with her feet hitting the ground, but when they stopped doing that, you could still hear the explosions synching.
Old 07-27-2011, 06:01 AM
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Yo momma's so fat that when they called her to do the Cheerios advert they had to repeat 4,005,869 takes because she kept on eating the cereals.
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Your mum is so ....

Oh hang on '=D
Old 07-27-2011, 06:07 AM
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yhe my mommas above me and if i say anything about her i wont be seeing my laptop for a while xD
Old 07-27-2011, 06:08 AM
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Too bad. you already said that eat too many cheerios.
*confiscates laptop*
When people say your mum is so bad, they forget to add ass to the end.
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(Yo mommas so old that when i told her to tell me a story of her childhood she told me that the dinosaur at the museum was her best friend) *closes 3ds*
Old 07-27-2011, 06:17 AM
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*confiscates 3DS*
Your mum is so angry, and you know it!
Old 07-27-2011, 06:22 AM
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LOL!^

*hides under the bed* ((((((((Yo mommas so ugly that when she was trying to do the "lowest limbo record" on Guinness she obtained the "ugliest women doing the limbo record"))))))) *locks his phone*
Old 07-27-2011, 06:28 AM
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Your mum is so angry, she pulled out an EMP Grenade that she had from her last job and tossed it through your window.
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*dies*
My mommas so evil that she prefers to see my limbs fling into her face than to confiscate my phone xD
Old 07-27-2011, 06:38 AM
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...
What part of EMP didn't you get?
Old 07-27-2011, 06:42 AM
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My momma has not realized that i skip things when reading at 7:42 am xD
(noooooo my phone is mad!!!)
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@DualWielding_Roxas, ElectroMagnetic Pulse grenades disturb things that use electricity, like in the Matrix, but handheld.
Old 07-27-2011, 04:11 PM
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Yo mamma is so hairy, she speaks Chewbacca. ARRRRRRRR!

Old 07-27-2011, 09:23 PM
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Yo momma so fat, her stretch marks spell her full name.
Old 07-27-2011, 09:34 PM
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@DualWielding_Roxas, ElectroMagnetic Pulse grenades disturb things that use electricity, like in the Matrix, but handheld.
i know X)
i use it on COD...

Yo mommas so skinny that when she asked your brother to tell her how fat she was, he said not as fat as paper mario!
Old 07-27-2011, 10:41 PM
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Yo momma so ghetto, she can out run a police dog in 6 inch heels
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yo mama is so poor she has to go to the electronics store to watch her favorite program
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Yo momma so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she asked why i turned off the heater.
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Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her why your gold fish died, she said it drowned.
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Yo momma so broke, she uses layaway at the dollar store.
Old 08-08-2011, 08:31 PM
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This thread is a disgrace.
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Yo mamas so stupid, she put paper on her TV and invented "paper view"
Old 08-09-2011, 04:03 AM
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Yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said 'Oh sh!t, somebody get Shamu off my back!'
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Your momma so old she watched the passion of the christ LIVE!
Old 08-09-2011, 04:08 AM
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Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats!!
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yo mama is so dumb she missed her bus 44 so she took 4 twice
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Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats!!
MeowMix is god.

Your mom is so fat, she puts penguins to shame with her waddling.
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Your mom is so dumb, you can only tell my mom is so dumb jokes.

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Old 08-10-2011, 02:00 AM
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yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test
Old 08-10-2011, 02:34 AM
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Yo momma so old, she copied Jesus's notes in her sophomore year of high school.
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yo mama so fat she skips rope with sausage links
Old 08-10-2011, 06:50 AM
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Your mom is so fat, we all know that she comes from Greece.
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Yo momma so fat, her shadow is 83 pounds.
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yo mama is so old, her bible is autographed
Old 08-10-2011, 09:48 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on the Ipod it turns into an Ipad!
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Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
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*Looks/Points upwards* I like that pretty blue dress your mom wears.
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yo mama so fat she don't need internet shes already world wide
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Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Yo momma's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers.

yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scale, it said ERROR, ONE PERSON ONLY.

Yo mama is soooo STUPID .... SHE THOUGHT JUSTIN BIEBER WAS A BOY!

Yo mama's so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!


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Your mom's like a board, I nailed her.
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Your mother is so dirty that when I asked her what was for dinner she spread her legs and said "Crap".
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yo mama so poor the only time she gets a shower is when it rains
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Yo mama so stupid, well, look at you.
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Your mother is so dirty that when I asked her what was for dinner she spread her legs and said "Crap".
But when i asked her for a drink, she spreaded her legs and said 'lemonade.'



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Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to throw a brick at the ground, she missed.
Yo mama's so stupid she seperated all of the M&M's with W's from the ones with M's.
Yo mama's so fat, the only way she can remember her phone number is by stepping on the scale.
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If you see a boat floating on the water, it's because yo mama's not on it!
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Yo momma's so skinny that when it rains, she can float on the puddles.

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Yo mama so dumb, the news said it was chilly out so she got a spoon
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to church and sang Lord Lifted Me, the preacher said, "Not without a forklift he ain't."
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That was good!! Yo mamas teeth is so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down
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Yo mamma so stupid,

It took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
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Yo momma so fat, she broke your family tree
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Your mama is so FAT, when god said "let there be light, she had to move!"
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Your mom is so sexy. Seriously, she's really sexy.
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Your mum is so fat, she is the only woman who shouldn't be in the kitchen.

That's right...

I WENT THERE!
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Yo mama so poor, Katrina victims donated money to her!
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Yo mamma's so ugly, that people look at her to scared their own away!
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Your mum is so fat, she is the only woman who shouldn't be in the kitchen.

That's right...

I WENT THERE!
noooo, now who is gonna make my sandwitches LOL
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yo moma so stupid, pikachu was like; PIKAAAAWAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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your mama is so dumb that she triped over a cordless phone O.O
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Yo mama so dumb, she was ran over by a parked car!
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Yo momma's so dumb, that she tried to kill you uncle on his funeral! xD
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Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.
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yo mamma is so fat that when she was walking down the stairs i didn't laugh but the stairs started cracking up
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Your mum is so fat, when she stood on the scales, it read "GET THE F*** OFF ME!!!"
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Yo... Yo... My nana's so dumb, that when she killed my fish she told me it drowned...
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yo mama's is more boring than zubats in a cave
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Yo momma's so old, that once she was telling me about her childhood spent with a T-rex.
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yo mama's so old, that she related the big bang, in details
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Yo mama so dumb, she laughed at Roxas' yo mama jokes.
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Yo mamas so dumb she got locked in the ACME and starved to death
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you mama so dumb, she tell yo mama jokes to her childrens
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Yo momma's so skinny, no wonder people named stick man characters her name...
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U are funny, but..... Yo mamas so fat when her beeper goes off people yell SHES BACKING UP!!!
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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale,Buzz Lightyear came out and said,"To infinity and beyond!!!!!"
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Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her.
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Yo momma's so skinny, that when she wants a "push" she asks someone to blow her.
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Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was a prince.
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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, that she got an instant promotion to traffic guider.
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Your mum is so old, she personally knew Seqenenre Tao II.
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You momma's so nerdy, that she even showed you what Seqenenre Tao II is! (what is that? xD)
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--- Seqenenre Tao II ---
An ancient Egyptian pharaoh during the 2nd Intermediate period, which was between the Middle Kingdom and the New Kingdom (and therefore after the time of Pyramids). During the intermediate periods, the land of Egypt was split in two, being Lower Egypt (the Delta region, pouring into the Mediterranean in the north of the country) and Upper Egypt, being the mountainous area in the south of the country).

Upper Egypt, during this time, was in the occupation of the Egyptians of the Middle Kingdom. However, Lower Egypt was currently in the hands of the Hyksos, who hailed from Mesopotamia (which we pretty much call Iraq/Gaza/Lebanon/Saudi Arabia today).

Seqenenre Tao II was a warrior king of Egypt, who recklessly charged straight at the Hyksos, after losing his son, Kahmose (I think). Ultimately, he was brutally tortured in the skull before finally being beheaded. His skull, which bears witness to the wounds, holds great interest today.

His other son, Ahmose, would step up to the plate as King, and was able to unite the land, thus ending the 17th Dynasty, and the 2nd Intermediate Period.

--- End Year 11/12 Ancient History Lesson ---

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Yo momma's so old, she got to play with Ahmose as a kid!
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This is my favorite one of Joe Swanson's, I mean Brody's.



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These two are indeed really funny!

My three favorites are this one, this one and this one.
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Pshh, shoulda went for the Magnum XL!

That was a good 'un tho.

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I must be ghetto. I wash paper cups.

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yo mama so FAT that nicki minaj is jealous of her big ASS
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yo mama so FAT that nicki minaj is jealous of her big ASS
HEY! LEAV NICKI OUT OF THIS!!!

Yo mommas so stupid, that she mistakes phones for chocolate bars (see what I did there?) xD
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yo mama so fat after sex i rolled over twice... AND I WAS STILL ON HER!
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Yo mama so ugly, Bruno Mars doesn't like the way she is!!!
He would catch a grenade and throw it back at her.
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He would catch a grenade and throw it back at her.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so hairy, king kong got nothing on her ass...literally.
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yo mama so stupid she chased after you school bus screaming "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*!!"
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Yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.
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Yo mamma is so fat that her pastor had to take her to SeaWorld to get baptized.
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she looked at herself in the mirror the mirror shattered and the pieces ran away.
Yo mamma is so old that she owes Jesus a penny.
Yo mamma is so fat that her bellybutton gets home fifteen minutes before she does.
Yo mamma is so fat that she falls off all four corners of the bed.
Yo mamma is so fat that the last time she saw the number 90,220 is when she stepped on the scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that she keeps a twinkie in her first-aid kit.
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Ya mama so stupid, she put a peper on her TV, and she calls it pay-per-view!
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yo mama so old, her bible is autographed
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New Yo Mama.

[Warning. Religious Reference]
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Yo momma's so mean she hurt troll face's feelings.

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(yo mama so old her milk is powder)
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New Yo Mama from YouTube, again.
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Yo momma so fat,that wen she smiles hur toes wiggle :3
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Yo moma's so stupid that when she got injured she said "Help me, Someone call Dr.pepper"
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Yo moma's so stupid that she sticked a tire up her butt.
...and a magical pony.
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Again, new Yo Mama from YouTube.


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Yo mama so stupid when her boss told her she lost her job she asked where it was.
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yo momma so stoopid she sits on tha tv and watches tha couch :3
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Yo mamma so poor she can't afford condoms so she had you
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yo mama's so old that when god said "let there be light" she was there to push the button
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Yo momma so fat she takes up all tha seats in tha movie theater :3
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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You beat me to it!
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Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! =3
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Well, yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma like a vaccum,she sucks,blows,and gets laid in tha closet :3
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Your mum is so fat, her bra is a viable slingshot to outer space.
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Your mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and saw her phone number.
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yo mama was so drunk last night, that she threw your turtle out of the window saying: squirtle, i choose you!!
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Your mum is so old, she still owes Caesar a sandwich.
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Yo momma so fat she tries to use cheat codes for wii fit :3
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Your mom's like a board, I nailed her.
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Your mom's so fat, she's not allowed in an aeroplane, because it won't fly.
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So mama so fat...

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Yo mama so stupid...

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Yo momma's just like a bowling ball,

She gets fingered,
She gets thrown down the allyway,
She gets left in the gutter,
And always comes back for more.
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Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
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She gets fingered,
She gets thrown down the allyway,
She gets left in the gutter,
And always comes back for more.
There's always one guy at a party who says this in the middle of a jokefest.
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YO MAMMA so fat she sat on a rainbow and she made skittles
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Yo mama is so stupid she didn't say that you shouldn't speak dumb jokes like this.
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Yo momma so fat, her stretch marks spell her name out.
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Yo momma so fat when the whales see her they sing. "We are family! Even though you're BIGGER than me'
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yo momma so stoopid that when NASA said they were going to send a shuttle to Uranus she covered her butt :3

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Old 10-27-2011, 06:20 AM
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Yo momma so fat, it took Sonic the Hedgehog, the Flash, and Speedy Gonzales several days to get around her.
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Old 10-31-2011, 04:05 PM
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The best Halloween-themed joke on this channel. At least IMO.

The one I missed wasn't worth posting here.
Old 11-01-2011, 12:08 AM
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Nice XD


Yo momma so STOOPID that when she was going to Disney Land she read a sign that said Disney land left,and she went back home XP
Old 11-01-2011, 12:57 AM
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yo mamma so dumb she got a peice of paper and taped it to the tv to watch paper-view!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo momma so UGLEE that when she made a face book account,everybody went to myspace XD
Old 11-01-2011, 07:43 PM
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Your mama soo Stupid! that she took a Spoon to the SuperBowl(Baseball Ring)!xD
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Old 11-02-2011, 09:34 AM
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Your mama's so fat,when she goes on the weight scale and looks down she says I want my weight not my phone number
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yo mama is so tall when she did a backflip she kicked jesus in the ass

yo mama is so fat when she goes to the theater she sits next to everyone




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Old 11-03-2011, 12:29 PM
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Your mother is so stupid that when she read a sign that said"Disney Land Right" she thuoght every sign in Disneyland could give her advice.

That joke sucks,but I will try it anyway.
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:38 PM
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Dude thats retarted,this is how you do it :3


Yo momma so STOOPID that she tried to put butter on a pure bread dog XD
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Old 11-04-2011, 04:22 PM
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LMAO! nice


Yo momma so STOOPID that she tried to but tickets for xbox live! ^3^
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Old 11-08-2011, 12:00 AM
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LOL!


Yo momms so FAT that she filled up the tub and turned on tha water ^3^
Old 11-11-2011, 12:49 AM
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Yo momma skin SOOO dry, she stays ashy underwater.
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Old 11-11-2011, 12:57 AM
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Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, it became rainbow dash and she died...
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Old 11-23-2011, 08:06 PM
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yo mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
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Old 11-24-2011, 06:39 AM
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Yo mama so fat, the earth walks on HER!
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Old 11-24-2011, 03:10 PM
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Your mum is so fat, that she's eaten at every buffet in town.
SIMULTANEOUSLY!
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Old 11-26-2011, 09:09 PM
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Yo momma so STOOPID that she tried to climb mountain dew! ^3^
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Old 12-29-2011, 05:24 AM
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Here's a Christmas joke.

Old 12-29-2011, 05:44 AM
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yo mama so stupid when i told her drinks were on the house, she went and got the ladder.
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Lol,nice


Yo moma so stoopid that she climbed a glass wall to see wut wus on tha othur side ^3^
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Old 01-20-2012, 07:02 PM
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Yo mama so fat, Dora couldn't even explore her
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Yo mamas so crazy, Zant thinks she's insane!
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Old 01-20-2012, 11:39 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, she brings her own wheelbarrow. Then it takes 20 security guards to throw her out after closing.
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Your mama so ugly, she paralyzed Steven Hawking.
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Your mama so fat when she put on high heels she struck oil
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Your Mama is so fat when she steps on the scales they read: To Be Continued...
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Yo Mama so short, when she took an arrow to the knee, she also took an arrow to the forehead...
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yo mama so fat when shes at the city pool the water overflows

yo mama so stupid....that shes stupid! oh ya!
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Yo mama so fat when she went on a weighing scale she saw her phone number.
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And one for the Super Bowl.

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yo mama so stupid that she yell'd into a evolop to send a voice mail
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Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a school bus she yelled "FOLLOW THAT TWINKIE!!!".
Yo mama's so stupid, when she watched a commercial for "The Big Bang Theory", she thought it was a documentary about the beginning of the universe.
Yo mama's so rich, she makes Donald Trump look poor.
Yo mama's so stupid, every time she sees a red car, she wont go untill she sees a green car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a pay day candy bar had her check in it.
Yo mama's so poor, her income tax was 1 cent.
Yo mama's so fat, she thought Obama was a chocolate bar.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Heavy Metal was a Tuba.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called the SWAT team to kill a fly.
Yo mama's so stupid and poor, her house is made of legos.
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:55 PM
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Yo Mamma is so ugly she give's freddy cruger nightmares
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Yo mama is so ugly, she don't need a costume on Halloween
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Your momma so fat, she sat on a drugstore stool and got a hangover.
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Yo momma so stupid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund.
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Yo papa so stupid he married your fatass mama.
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yo mama so poor she was kicking a can down the street and i asked her wat was she doing and she said MOVING downtown
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