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| Spoiler! What do you think? This is no birds and the bees question... That you can explain to a child, but how do you explain to your kid where baby Gorons come from?
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Well, you see, when a handsome goron comes up on a very pretty rock, some stuff happens.
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#3
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Gorons come from loftwings. Its similar to how babies come from storks
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#4
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The eldest Goron lays a few hundred eggs and that is how the Gorons populate.
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| I believe the elder lays boulders
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The rock he finds must have a hole. For what, you ask? It's a secret.
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#7
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*cough* gay *cough* I couldn't help myself.
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#8
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You wanted to say 'gay' so badly that you forgot about the ethics of it. If it were the norm for the male Gorons to get together and reproduce, that would be the norm and there would no other gender, therefore having the 'gay' term be disqualified. Instead, there wouldn't be a preference, or a choice. To survive, man rock would be with man rock.
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#9
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Or maybe they go with Dodongos.
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#10
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Great! We finally get the zelda timeline confirmed what's next? "Ummm, Nintendo...Where do baby gorons come from?"
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